T-shirts

The three best T-shirts I ever saw:
1.Every day I have to add a few names to the list of people who
piss me off.
2.Ich bin 30,hilfe mich uber die strasse,bitte.(I'm 30,could you please help me cross the road).
3.I'm a bomb technician,if you see me running,try to keep up....


Anyone have some favourites to share?

On the back of a biker:
"If you can read this the wife has fallen off".
🙂

At Disney World in FL. "Why do they call it tourist season if we can't shoot them"
Charlie

Originally posted by chaswray
At Disney World in FL. "Why do they call it tourist season if we can't shoot them"
Charlie

My favourite:
"Serial Killers Are People Too"
"Rehab's For Quitters"

My buddy had this idea for shirts for his archeology class:
"Archeology: I Dig It"

This one's a bit hard, but I LMAO when I saw it. I couldn't believe the dude had the guts to wear this one:
"Smoke Crack And Worship Satan"

" Stop reading my damn t-shirt " 😉

My father in law wears one that says,

"YES DEAR"

I got my brother a t-shirt that said "the most educated people are those who haven't graduated college" because he is a 30 year old mensa member who has just gotten his AA degree. It's funny in a certain context, giving him crap for taking so long! (He hadn't graduated at the time I gave it to him)

I remember once reading a t-shirt that said:
I dont have a drinking problem
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem

A computer science shirt:
"There are only 10 different kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

A friend of mine has a shirt that I love. I believe only US folk will understand this one.

As a spoof of your good 'ol:

DARE
Keeping kids off drugs

he has a shirt that reads

PUNK
Keeping kids on the street
😀

i saw one that said:
"You say physco like its a bad thing"

there was one with "I am Root" on a computer programmer (Root is Unix code for master)

i have one that reads---girls are no subsitute for playstation