T.V. quotes game

Originally posted by Paul Dirac
Didn't know answers to the above.

"Don't anybody stare at Sammy's glass eye."

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Originally posted by Nyxie
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now ...[text shortened]... e white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Originally posted by Mrbobs
Red Dwarf, I believe. not sure which one i think the 1st series


Next one
“He’s thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?”