Take Two Words

Originally posted by FMF
Some of the biggest fools are self-styled sophisticates forever [b]showing off their supposedly metropolitan ways and yet it turns out they are nothing of the sort: they are in fact British.[/b]

Fools rush in where sophisticates fear to tread.

Originally posted by Kewpie
[b]Fools rush in where sophisticates fear to tread.[/b]

You're a fool to try it but first there'll be a rush and then some peaky moments ~ possibly feelings of fear ~ then hallucinations ~ and then the comedown.

Originally posted by FMF
Some of the biggest fools are self-styled sophisticates forever [b]showing off their supposedly metropolitan ways and yet it turns out they are nothing of the sort: they are in fact British.[/b]

If you sort through the sophistic writings of the Ancients you will find that there is a lot of truth to the saying: "nothing new under the sun".

Ah ha I see what you did there.

Originally posted by Ponderable
If you [b]sort through the sophistic writings of the Ancients you will find that there is a lot of truth to the saying: "nothing new under the sun".[/b]

The concept of through traffic means nothing to some of the Sunday drivers mooching about on the main roads.

Originally posted by FMF
The concept of [b]through traffic means nothing to some of the Sunday drivers mooching about on the main roads.[/b]

The roads leading to happiness have no drivers, just walkers.

Originally posted by Seitse
The [b]roads leading to happiness have no [b]drivers, just walkers.

Many recidivist jay walkers may believe that they are leading us all towards a freer, more flexible, and less zebra crossing-bound world, but most are just fools stepping out into moving traffic.

Originally posted by FMF
Many recidivist jay [b]walkers may believe that they are leading us all towards a freer, more flexible, and less zebra crossing-bound world, but most are just fools stepping out into moving traffic.[/b]

A freer zebra is a dream for the lions.

Originally posted by Seitse
A [b]freer zebra is a dream for the lions.[/b]

I used to dream of being the kit man for the British Lions when I was a kid; the sky's the limit, I would say to myself.

Originally posted by FMF
I used to [b]dream of being the kit man for the British Lions when I was a kid; the sky's the limit, I would say to myself.[/b]

To myself I would say," What on earth is a kit man and who or what are the British Lions?"

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
[b]To myself I would say," What on earth is a kit man and who or what are the British Lions?"[/b]

The British kit includes a white van, a toothpaste and a Cheeky Nandos voucher.

Originally posted by Seitse
The [b]British kit includes a white van, a toothpaste and a Cheeky Nandos voucher.[/b]

Toothpaste, white blue, green or stripped all taste the same and other than costing more do the same as baking soda.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
[b]Toothpaste, white blue, green or stripped all taste the same and other than costing more do the same as baking soda.

I got a costing on what getting my aluminum siding stripped would set me back and a man ~ in a striped shirt and sporting pearl-like paste teeth ~ chuntered gravely about it being a "two van job".