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Where is that Phlabs?

I can't make any life decisions until I get my reading!

😕

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Originally posted by mlprior
Where is that Phlabs?

I can't make any life decisions until I get my reading!

😕
Ah, but on the plus side, he inspired me to get my own cards out! 🙂

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Hey, this torch I just bought seems defective. 😕
No refunds.

Edit: Try sticking it up your ass.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
No refunds.

Edit: Try sticking it up your ass.
You really burn my ass 😠

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
You really burn my ass 😠
He seems to have that affect on people. 😉

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Phlabs - we are still waiting.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Phlabs - we are still waiting.
...little busy right now, mmmmkay?

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Originally posted by Raven69
Phlabs - we are still waiting.
No, you missed it. Phlabs said you were getting a Nickelback CD as a stocking stuffer, and that you'd eventually find love at a nearby semi-public grotto. He also said you had a strong back and showed real signs of "improvementism".

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Originally posted by PBE6
No, you missed it. Phlabs said you were getting a Nickelback CD as a stocking stuffer, and that you'd eventually find love at a nearby semi-public grotto. He also said you had a strong back and showed real signs of "improvementism".
Lol... coal burns longer in the stove, and Nickelback CD's stink the house up.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Lol... coal burns longer in the stove, and Nickelback CD's stink the house up.

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Should I buy the new Bob Dylan Xmas album? What do the cards say?

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Originally posted by PBE6
No, you missed it. Phlabs said you were getting a Nickelback CD as a stocking stuffer, and that you'd eventually find love at a nearby semi-public grotto. He also said you had a strong back and showed real signs of "improvementism".
Nickelback? But I've been good this year...

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Originally posted by Raven69
Nickelback? But I've been good this year...
Oh yeah? So how do you explain the fact that your Magic 8-Ball reading was "Loose Woman Likely"?!? 😠

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Originally posted by homedepotov
Should I buy the new Bob Dylan Xmas album? What do the cards say?
WOW.

VII Wands

"Avoid decisions made without passion"

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
WOW.

VII Wands

"Avoid decisions made without passion"
Wow! I did buy his last album (Together Through life) without much passion and was indeed disappointed with it. I disposed of it a few days after buying it and a friend criticized me because I have always been a huge fan of his.

I'm not joking.

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Originally posted by PBE6
Oh yeah? So how do you explain the fact that your Magic 8-Ball reading was "Loose Woman Likely"?!? 😠
What is the point of having a body if you are not going to enjoy it? 'Twould be like you are spitting on the gift God gave you.

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