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AThousandYoung
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I lack the skillz. Help! I need to function in society. I, like, have a job and stuff now.

Pawn Qween
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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I lack the skillz. Help! I need to function in society. I, like, have a job and stuff now.
Congratulations on getting a job. What skills do you need? I'm sure you will be supplied with all of the help and information you will ever need, here in the General Forum 😀

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I lack the skillz. Help! I need to function in society. I, like, have a job and stuff now.
Buy a gun and shoot the crazy people with knives off of your roof

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My friend, you can't polish a turd. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
My friend, you can't polish a turd. 😞
Wrong. Everything you need to know is right here:

http://tinyurl.com/4ahynl

Bosse de Nage
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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I lack the skillz. Help! I need to function in society. I, like, have a job and stuff now.
How bad is the problem?

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
Congratulations on getting a job. What skills do you need? I'm sure you will be supplied with all of the help and information you will ever need, here in the General Forum 😀
Yes, maybe if ATY gave us one example it would be easier to give him some tips.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Yes, maybe if ATY gave us one example it would be easier to give him some tips.
And it would help to gauge the severity of the problem. I mean, are we talking Bad Boy Bubby here or what?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I lack the skillz. Help! I need to function in society. I, like, have a job and stuff now.
Is it a job where high heels are a must?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I lack the skillz. Help! I need to function in society. I, like, have a job and stuff now.
Be compassionate. Even when someone is an idiot. Don't think you know more than everybody else. Think before speaking. Consider how you look to others - care about that, it matters at work. Don't dress like a slob. Care about the quality of your work. Don't be a work grump. Don't talk about yourself constantly. Don't be really smelly at work. Don't be a close-talker.


I can't think of anything else right now.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I lack the skillz. Help! I need to function in society. I, like, have a job and stuff now.
Compliment people on the size and shape of their asses as often as you can. People can't get enough of it!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Don't be a close-talker.
What's that?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What's that?
Those people who are so close to your face when speaking that you their breath blows on you. It's gross and intrusive. OMG, are you a close-talker, Noodles?????

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Those people who are so close to your face when speaking that you their breath blows on you. It's gross and intrusive. OMG, are you a close-talker, Noodles?????
No, but EVERYONE ELSE she talks to is! 😉

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