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Originally posted by mokko
How to be cool.

PLEASE 😀
NO!😏

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Originally posted by mokko
How to be cool.

PLEASE 😀
OK Mokko, I've got the answer.

Today my 8 year old told me that I am "Sweet" at the Star Wars Battle Orb, because I can defeat General Grievous.

If sweet = cool

You must become a Jedi and defeat General Grievous. Then and only then, will you be cool.

🙂

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Originally posted by mlprior
OK Mokko, I've got the answer.

Today my 8 year old told me that I am "Sweet" at the Star Wars Battle Orb, because I can defeat General Grievous.

If sweet = cool

You must become a Jedi and defeat General Grievous. Then and only then, will you be cool.

🙂
oh man, that is awesome. that is just awesome.

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Originally posted by mlprior
OK Mokko, I've got the answer.

Today my 8 year old told me that I am "Sweet" at the Star Wars Battle Orb, because I can defeat General Grievous.

If sweet = cool

You must become a Jedi and defeat General Grievous. Then and only then, will you be cool.

🙂
On my way to jedi training camp now. 🙂

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Originally posted by mokko
On my way to jedi training camp now. 🙂
i bet youll make a great paduwan learner. i think a jedi with pixy wings might be unstoppable once she learns how to harness the force. that would be pretty cool if you ask me.

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Originally posted by rmacken
NO!😏
you're disqualified.

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Originally posted by mokko
On my way to jedi training camp now. 🙂
Great!

First, we will do a Midi-chlorians count to determine if you do indeed have the force within you.

Then off to start training as a padawan.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Great!

First, we will do a Midi-chlorians count to determine if you do indeed have the force within you.

Then off to start training as a padawan.
im sorry, there is nothing cool about counting midi-chlorians. Do you think Yoda needs to count to know someones midi chlorion count is off the charts? no yoda senses, yoda knows, yoda is cool.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
im sorry, there is nothing cool about counting midi-chlorians. Do you think Yoda needs to count to know someones midi chlorion count is off the charts? no yoda senses, yoda knows, yoda is cool.
Even Yoda didn't know about Anakin.

Yoda also did not pick up that Emporor Palpatine was Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Sidious, and he was right under his nose.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Even Yoda didn't know about Anakin.
oh didnt he? maybe he knew right away, but also knew of the darkness that enshrouded his heart, thus knowing it wasnt safe to seek out this chosen one.

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Originally posted by moweut
Sorry cant help you. I prefer to be HOT. Saw some cool pictures of the surroundings of your Ft. Was so impressed that i may even visit in the spring. However i wont be visiting because i prefer not to be locked in the cellar
Do you think Mokko has any wine in her cellar, if so we could pretend to be cool and let her lock us in the cellar.

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Originally posted by mokko
nah....it's not like that at all hun. It's more like I tell then their boyfriend is on the phone and they yell they don't have a boyfriend and I say that's not what I hear and they say ya right! and I say then who was that you were kissing in the schoolyard and they say MOM GROSS! you're soooooo not cool. and I say I wasn't the one kissing boys at school and t ...[text shortened]... ow old I REALLY am and then I have to lock them backup in the cellar.😏

Am I cool yet?
Heheheh, you're AWESOME sweetie!
😵

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Do you think Mokko has any wine in her cellar, if so we could pretend to be cool and let her lock us in the cellar.
Nah, she's not cool enough to have wine in her cellar. She'd have things like a wedding dress collection from all her past marriages in there along with her 40 plus years collection of cosmopolitan magazine . Not to mention all the mills and boon romance stories. Nah, Cash it is all yours.

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Originally posted by moweut
Nah, she's not cool enough to have wine in her cellar. She'd have things like a wedding dress collection from all her past marriages in there along with her 40 plus years collection of cosmopolitan magazine . Not to mention all the mills and boon romance stories. Nah, Cash it is all yours.
Well there's bottles down there but they're not filled with wine. No wedding dresses as of yet but I do have a nice collection of severed fingers that have wedding rings on some of them. No magazines either just a collection of newspaper clippings. I don't waste my time with romance novels when there's so many true crime books to be read.

Care to come on down to my cellar and have a look around?

It's real cool down there. 😀

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Originally posted by mokko
Well there's bottles down there but they're not filled with wine.
Foetuses in formalin no doubt.