ok.. funniest thing ive ever heard... ok.. hree it goes severely edited for the hope it stays in the forum longer than 10 seconds...
See, there's three kinds of people: d!ck$, pu$$!e$, and @$$hole$. Pu$$!e$ think everyone can get along, and d!ck$ just want to f&*K all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your @$$hole$, Chuck. And all the @$$hole$ want us to $#!T all over everything! So, pu$$!e$ may get mad at d!ck$ once in a while, because pu$$!e$ get f&*ked by d!ck$. But d!ck$ also f&*k @$$hole$, Chuck. And if they didn't f&*k the @$$hole$, you know what you'd get? You'd get your
d!ck and your pu$$y all covered in $#!t!
see... this is for STANG.... it does explain the u.s. involvment in the middle east..lol... gawd that movie was great....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes