my five year old daughter won a raffle. her choice of prizes were a giant bottle of whiskey, a box 12 bottles of wine or a deluxe nail painting kit. despite my unashamed begging and pleading she went for the kit, on the plus side my toe nails are looking spectacular.
I went to work on my classroom today and after a couple of hours on my feet I was ready to go home and take a nap! My body is so not ready to return to school and stand for eight hours!
Someone told me that they had an enflamed prostate, and now i get pictures of the doctor from Family guy sticking his finger up his anus when i sleep....Ohh the horror.
Originally posted by YEAH BOY When I was 17 I had the first car I bought stolen while I was delivering pizza. A 1971 superbeatle orange. It was sharp.:'(
Very sad. Bet the backseat was virgin territory too. What are you now 50ish? What really sucks is you've probably got less than 17 years to live.