Testicular Cancer

Originally posted by YEAH BOY
Why don't I try smashinig your balls with my sledge hammer and see if you getball cancer.

Why would you use a sledge hammer when all you need is a nut cracker.

Walnuts anyone 🙂

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
We were watching some random cycling show the other day. Lance Armstrong figured prominently and they highlighted some really horrific high speed wrecks. Teeth knocked out, road rash, severe blows to the testicles. My friend suddenly declared in a loud voice, "Well it's obvious why they get ball cancer with all that trauma to their testicles." A h ...[text shortened]... you say after that?

Lance Armostrong will be happy know know why he has issues I'm sure.

I heard it was the only place he could inject steroids that doesn't show up in a Urine sample..

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Advanced humans like myself have three testicles. Tres huevos. Yep.

One prick, three balls - WOW.

Amazing specimen.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Does localized blunt force trauma induce tumours?

hmmm let's test that theory. ready? spread 'em? *kicks CP's crotch with steel toed boot* there, does it feel like cancer yet? Maybe I should keep kicking until it does.


edit: DAMN! YB beat me to it😞

Originally posted by duecer
hmmm let's test that theory. ready? spread 'em? *kicks CP's crotch with steel toed boot* there, does it feel like cancer yet? Maybe I should keep kicking until it does.


edit: DAMN! YB beat me to it😞

CP would not feel any pain. He lost his balls at golf. Went missing in the rough. He incurred 3 times penalty strokes