Testicular Cancer

Hand of Hecate

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05 Jul 10

Hand of Hecate

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05 Jul 10

We were watching some random cycling show the other day. Lance Armstrong figured prominently and they highlighted some really horrific high speed wrecks. Teeth knocked out, road rash, severe blows to the testicles. My friend suddenly declared in a loud voice, "Well it's obvious why they get ball cancer with all that trauma to their testicles." A hush fell over the crowd. I mean really? What do you say after that?

Lance Armostrong will be happy know know why he has issues I'm sure.

ChessPraxis

Cowboy From Hell

American West

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05 Jul 10

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
We were watching some random cycling show the other day. Lance Armstrong figured prominently and they highlighted some really horrific high speed wrecks. Teeth knocked out, road rash, severe blows to the testicles. My friend suddenly declared in a loud voice, "Well it's obvious why they get ball cancer with all that trauma to their testicles." A h ...[text shortened]... you say after that?

Lance Armostrong will be happy know know why he has issues I'm sure.

Does localized blunt force trauma induce tumours?

Frank Burns

Great Big Stees

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05 Jul 10

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Does localized blunt force trauma induce tumours?

Advanced humans like myself have three testicles. Tres huevos. Yep.

mikelom

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05 Jul 10

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Advanced humans like myself have three testicles. Tres huevos. Yep.

There is no recorded history of a man having 3 balls! Period!

Edit: I've never been to the doctor's! 😉

zm775

Auckland

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05 Jul 10

Originally posted by mikelom
There is no recorded history of a man having 3 balls! Period!

Edit: I've never been to the doctor's! 😉

I refer you to rule 30-2 in Golf

http://golf.about.com/cs/rulesofgolf/a/rule30.htm

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

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05 Jul 10

Originally posted by zm775
I refer you to rule 30-2 in Golf

http://golf.about.com/cs/rulesofgolf/a/rule30.htm

I knew I lost one in the bunker, darn it! 🙁

zm775

Auckland

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05 Jul 10

Originally posted by mikelom
I knew I lost one in the bunker, darn it! 🙁

I thought it was more like this in the rule 30-2 of Golf:

if the player’s ball is touched or moved by an opponent, his caddie or equipment other than during search, Rule 18-3b applies. That opponent incurs a penalty of one stroke

huckleberryhound

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05 Jul 10

Originally posted by mikelom
There is no recorded history of a man having 3 balls! Period!

Edit: I've never been to the doctor's! 😉

Arguably the man who owns the Albert hall does.

mikelom

Ajarn

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05 Jul 10

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Arguably the man who owns the Albert hall does.

Now, would that be Derek Hatton nowadays? 😉🙂

He had lots of balls!

Frank Burns

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05 Jul 10

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Arguably the man who owns the Albert hall does.

"And now we know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall!" J. Lennon

ChessPraxis

Cowboy From Hell

American West

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05 Jul 10

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Advanced humans like myself have three testicles. Tres huevos. Yep.

One more and you can walk to first base.

Very Rusty

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

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05 Jul 10

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
One more and you can walk to first base.

I'm willing to bet having 3 has gotten him to first base more than once. 😉

Palynka

Upward Spiral

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05 Jul 10

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
We were watching some random cycling show the other day. Lance Armstrong figured prominently and they highlighted some really horrific high speed wrecks. Teeth knocked out, road rash, severe blows to the testicles. My friend suddenly declared in a loud voice, "Well it's obvious why they get ball cancer with all that trauma to their testicles." A h ...[text shortened]... you say after that?

Lance Armostrong will be happy know know why he has issues I'm sure.

"Who wants a beer?"

Frank Burns

Great Big Stees

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05 Jul 10

Originally posted by Palynka
"Who wants a beer?"

I'll have an amber, thank you kind sir. How about a Jameson backer to go with that?

You're too kind.

YEAH BOY

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06 Jul 10

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
We were watching some random cycling show the other day. Lance Armstrong figured prominently and they highlighted some really horrific high speed wrecks. Teeth knocked out, road rash, severe blows to the testicles. My friend suddenly declared in a loud voice, "Well it's obvious why they get ball cancer with all that trauma to their testicles." A h ...[text shortened]... you say after that?

Lance Armostrong will be happy know know why he has issues I'm sure.

Why don't I try smashinig your balls with my sledge hammer and see if you getball cancer.