Thank you, in particular, Little Bear and SirLoseaLot - for the humour, which made me chuckle. You may be interested to know it goes far beyond here. I print off your tales, and take them to my Mother, who is 85 and a semi-invalid. When she has finished chuckling at them she passes them to her friends (same age.) I do have to explain one or two phrases, which either weren`t around in her time, (or more probably), not spoken of! She really appreciates your sense of humour, as I do. Any more please? 😀
And since you're english,I'll give you....*DRUM ROLL*.....JOHN CLEEEEEEESE!
John Cleese was on American TV recently and was asked for the difference between English and American people. In reply he said that there were three differences (from the British viewpoint):
1. "We speak English and you don't."
2. "When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play, too."
3. "When you meet the head of state in England, you only have to go down on one knee."
Originally posted by SirLoseALot
WOW!That's awesome dude!
*pokes bear* Hear that?We're famous!!! 😀😀😀😀
Good to hear the jokes are appreciated.I for one will try to keep 'em coming and I'm sure da bear will too 🙂
Say hi to your mom and her friends.
Sir Lot.
Yes, Sir Lot. I'm very glad to hear that!
To unicorn:
Thank you very much! My regards to you, your mom and her friends.
A smile is always a good (sometimes the best) gift 🙂🙂🙂
Michael (aka LittleBear)