I'm making a database of the best "that's what she said" jokes ever told. Describe your best and give a bit of context to make the story interesting. If you think you're too mature for this, you're wrong, and you're just using that as an excuse for the fact that you're not clever enough to participate in this most sophisticated of joke forms. Just give it a try, and experience the joy for yourself. Then report back to me.
My best:
I was talking to my friend, Amanda, when I leaned down into my locker to pick up my backpack while continuing to talk. She said, "Andrew, I can't really hear you when your head's down there."
..i have a very good joke..i will tell it now..using a cell phone as i am driving toward new york on the roosevelt freeway.."there were three sailors and they went into a bar ( ..passing thru the holland tunnel now ) and she said no"...will this joke be put on the list ?....
Originally posted by ark13we were in the fifth grade, mind you.
I'm making a database of the best "that's what she said" jokes ever told. Describe your best and give a bit of context to make the story interesting. If you think you're too mature for this, you're wrong, and you're just using that as an excuse for the fact that you're not clever enough to participate in this most sophisticated of joke forms. Just give it a ...[text shortened]... g to talk. She said, "Andrew, I can't really hear you when your head's down there."
we are learniing how to calculate the circumference of things, by using a ruler to approximate radius.
we do it on a basketball, and it comes out to something like 22" or something like that.
some kid next to me nominates that we try to do it on my head.
well, teacher walks over, and as it turns out, my head's circumference was like 3 inches larger than that of the basketball.
so, my teacher says: My, Rubberjaw! What a big head you have!
and the next month of detention is history...
Originally posted by rubberjaw30Nice 😀
we were in the fifth grade, mind you.
we are learniing how to calculate the circumference of things, by using a ruler to approximate radius.
we do it on a basketball, and it comes out to something like 22" or something like that.
some kid next to me nominates that we try to do it on my head.
well, teacher walks over, and as it turns out, my head's ci ...[text shortened]... says: My, Rubberjaw! What a big head you have!
and the next month of detention is history...
But don't tell me you haven't done any since. I'm a senior in high school and I'm not too proud to pull one out every now and then.
Originally posted by rubberjaw30That's what she said
we were in the fifth grade, mind you.
we are learniing how to calculate the circumference of things, by using a ruler to approximate radius.
we do it on a basketball, and it comes out to something like 22" or something like that.
some kid next to me nominates that we try to do it on my head.
well, teacher walks over, and as it turns out, my head's ci ...[text shortened]... says: My, Rubberjaw! What a big head you have!
and the next month of detention is history...
Originally posted by ark13I have nothing to contribute 😞.
I'm making a database of the best "that's what she said" jokes ever told. Describe your best and give a bit of context to make the story interesting. If you think you're too mature for this, you're wrong, and you're just using that as an excuse for the fact that you're not clever enough to participate in this most sophisticated of joke forms. Just give it a ...[text shortened]... g to talk. She said, "Andrew, I can't really hear you when your head's down there."