The Action Packed Thread!

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Time is ticking... a bead of sweat drips from your nose... do you cut the red wire or the green wire?!~

I use the parked Chevette as a bullet-shield after I release the brake mechanism and push it across the parking lot making my GETAWAY SUCKAH!

I am sporting a huge moustache.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
I am sporting a huge moustache.

I pull the rip cord, nothing happens! I activate the reserve chute and nothing happens! Now it's a race against time to remove my clothes and fashion a makeshift parachute while aiming my trajectory towards the nearest body of water!

A KIDDIE POOL!~

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I pull the rip cord, nothing happens! I activate the reserve chute and nothing happens! Now it's a race against time to remove my clothes and fashion a makeshift parachute while aiming my trajectory towards the nearest body of water!

A KIDDIE POOL!~

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Time is ticking... a bead of sweat drips from your nose... do you cut the red wire or the green wire?!~

Ninjas.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
But you're color blind!!!

In the times of dragons a Nordic woman rides a flying polar bear with nothing but a seal skin bikini and a two handed ax that once belonged to her father...

She seeks vengeance and justice!

Falling pianos!
Exploding fish!!
A run away sofa rolling down a hill with three old ladies sat on it , talking about the finer points of crocheting girdles!!!

First Mate: "... but captain, this ship isn't designed to fly through the center of the sun!"

Captain: "DO IT!~"

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I slide across the hood of my car, jump through the open window and punch it!

Originally posted by Suzianne
Sunburnt hit it on the nail months ago when she said you're like a hyperactive ten year old.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Edit: Lol... I meant hit the nail on the head.

More Ninjas...with Shuriken.