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Where's the beef?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Where's the beef?
Doing 90 on the free-way, in a humvee, packing nine.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Where's the beef?
The Holy Spirit's crying it.

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Duchess furiously typing, cutting... and pasting!~

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Duchess furiously typing, cutting... and pasting!~
The Dutchess style reminds me of someone else who use to be on this site...

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Out of nowhere the Sumo wrestler pirouettes on his left foot, his right slicing through the thin wall of the girls livingroom, striking the midget on the other side directly in the cheek.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Out of nowhere the Sumo wrestler pirouettes on his left foot, his right slicing through the thin wall of the girls livingroom, striking the midget on the other side directly in the cheek.
Poker game in the old west, Barney the Banker puts down 3 aces. Jeb throws down his pair of aces and in the same motion Barney is face down on the table! Gunfire echos through the saloon!

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Luke....i am your Father.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Luke....i am your Father.
to which Luke says, "Ya right like my dads name would be Jeb....come on gimme a break will ya". The light sabre cutting off his left ear.

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Throws rice at everyone!

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Dr. Francis Stengel has been working on a formula to speed up the metabolism of lab rats to get faster results from animal experimentation.

PETA THUGS CORNER HIM IN THE PARKING GARAGE!~

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Dr. Francis Stengel has been working on a formula to speed up the metabolism of lab rats to get faster results from animal experimentation.

PETA THUGS CORNER HIM IN THE PARKING GARAGE!~
Throwing caution to the wind he ingests a vial of his formula, which to his amazement doesn't seem to have any effect at all. As he's beaten to a pulp by the Peta thugs he remembers that he'd forgotten to include the last ingredient. As he slipped into a coma he cursed, "rats".

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Originally posted by mikelom
I'd cut the yellow and green wire, and leave the red and brown wires for more fun. 😉

-m.
I would just flip the little switch that says off/on, but that's me. 😞

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Evil Knievel's dad teaching him to ride a bike!~

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