08 Mar 05
* We got off the Titanic first.
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
* We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
* Taxis stop for us.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
* We don't have to blow off to amuse ourselves.
* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.
* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
* We have the ability to dress ourselves.
* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
* We'll never regret piercing our ears.
* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
😀
08 Mar 05
Originally posted by bambee* We get off first.
*A list of things*
* We don't have female bosses.
* We can lust after almost anything: they don't need money or fame.
* We can drive cars ourselves.
* We don't care how we look when dancing.
* We don't care how we look full stop. Anorexia is just a hard word to spell.
* We can amuse ourselves without buying anything.
* If we forget to shave, we're just being rugged.
* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching his ass.
* We don't have to wear padded clothing and arch our backs at all times to convince others we have 'privates'.
* We can undress a female patner with the words "Its OK I suppose".
* We can talk to people of the opposite sex and picture them naked. Multi-tasking worth the effort.
* We can marry someone 20 years younger.
* There are times when beer really can solve all your problems.
* We'll never regret anything.
* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their tits.
And as a PS:
* We can do things without lists.
08 Mar 05
Originally posted by ToeLOL
* We get off first.
* We don't have female bosses.
* We can lust after almost anything: they don't need money or fame.
* We can drive cars ourselves.
* We don't care how we look when dancing.
* We don't care how we look full stop. Anorexia is just a hard word to spell.
* We can amuse ourselves without buying anything.
* If we forget to shave, we're j ...[text shortened]... ssess a person just by looking at their tits.
And as a PS:
* We can do things without lists.
08 Mar 05
Originally posted by Toe* Peeing is a fun sport for men, with alcohol adding different levels of difficulty.
* We get off first.
* We don't have female bosses.
* We can lust after almost anything: they don't need money or fame.
* We can drive cars ourselves.
* We don't care how we look when dancing.
* We don't care how we look full stop. Anorexia is just a hard word to spell.
* We can amuse ourselves without buying anything.
* If we forget to shave, we're j ...[text shortened]... ssess a person just by looking at their tits.
And as a PS:
* We can do things without lists.
08 Mar 05
Originally posted by ToeExcellent !
* We get off first.
* We don't have female bosses.
* We can lust after almost anything: they don't need money or fame.
* We can drive cars ourselves.
* We don't care how we look when dancing.
* We don't care how we look full stop. Anorexia is just a hard word to spell.
* We can amuse ourselves without buying anything.
* If we forget to shave, we're j ...[text shortened]... ssess a person just by looking at their tits.
And as a PS:
* We can do things without lists.
Excellent !
Excellent !
What does Bambee have to say about this ??????????????????
08 Mar 05
Originally posted by bambeeI work with a girl engineer. She's constantly badgering me for being male. Just the other day she looked at me and said, "You wore those colors just to piss me off didn't you!? 🙁 None of the guys knew what she was talking about...
* We got off the Titanic first.
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
* We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
* Taxis stop for us.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
* We don't have to bl ...[text shortened]... er regret piercing our ears.
* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
😀
Later she looks at my pants and says, "*I* can wear pants or a skirt." Obviously another dig on the quality of her superior gender.
08 Mar 05
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlit's a territory thing.
Why do men love to pee outdoors? It's like they see a tree and their bladders immediately contract!
but don't think that outdoor micturation is purely the preserve of the male. i'll never forget the sight of a young lass dropping her pants and relieving herself into the gutter outside a pub on sauchiehall street in glasgow. ah, happy days...