Originally posted by XanthosNZkind of brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park,
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper,
Sleeps in a hole in the road,
Saving up to buy some clothes,
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose,
Such a mean old man,
Such a mean old man.
His sister Pam works in a shop,
She never stops, she's a go-getter,
Takes him out to look at the queen,
Only place that he's ever been,
Always shouts out something obscene,
Such a dirty old man,
Dirty old man.
Sun King rec