teenager 1: hey, tell your mum thanks for the **** last night
teenager 2: yeah, well least it gave your sister a break
had to laugh at that; teenagers: they may be rude, cheeky, arrogant, lazy, pretentious, and dirty little things but they sure know how to give a good come back line
Originally posted by eatmybishopFAIL
teenager 1: hey, tell your mum thanks for the **** last night
teenager 2: yeah, well least it gave your sister a break
had to laugh at that; teenagers: they may be rude, cheeky, arrogant, lazy, pretentious, and dirty little things but they sure know how to give a good come back line
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Originally posted by eatmybishopDoesn't work if they don't have a sister...
teenager 1: hey, tell your mum thanks for the **** last night
teenager 2: yeah, well least it gave your sister a break
had to laugh at that; teenagers: they may be rude, cheeky, arrogant, lazy, pretentious, and dirty little things but they sure know how to give a good come back line
These arrived in an email yesterday. Some made me smile 🙂
HE:Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE:Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Originally posted by Pawn QweenThat woman was a bit of a bitch. 😵
These arrived in an email yesterday. Some made me smile 🙂
HE:Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE:Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never ...[text shortened]... u naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Originally posted by Pawn QweenOh my god!! LOL!!
These arrived in an email yesterday. Some made me smile 🙂
HE:Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE:Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never ...[text shortened]... u naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
I have heard variations
Guy-Where have you been all my life?
Girl-I dont know but I wish I were still there.
Guy-I want to sweep you off your feet
Girl-Don't it will save me the trouble of nailing myself to the floor
Guy-For every guy out there theres a girl
Guy 2- I will check under a rock.
Guy-Why wont you go out with me?
Girl-Do you want the reasons in alphabetical order or by significance?
Guy-When are you going to aknowledge my existance
Girl- When you dont exist.
Most are from personal experience. :'(