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The boy aint gonna make it...

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
The boy aint gonna make it!

I come home from work today to find that my boy Billy has decided to help me by cleaning out the inside of my hunting car. He is 5 soon to be perhaps 6. Some how in his little brain he decides that it is a good idea to put the lawn sprinkler in the back seat and turn it on for an after noon. This is what happens when ...[text shortened]... like wet dog and barf before the incedent, but I don’t think I can handle any new odors.

RTh
Why not just trade your car in and get and new one?

Problem solved. 😉

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Originally posted by royalchicken
The Wolfpack came down like the wolf on the fold,
And his pirpstick was gleaming in purple and gold;
And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,
When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep RHP.
His penny loafers were cream as the moon.
and his feathered trilby was banded maroon;
the fur from his coat; pure wool in deep red,
and each strand a notch on his plate or his bed.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
But hark! What great beast lurked in the brush?
A huge hirsute ape-man with feet for to crush
the swaggering, staggering Man of the Night --
will pirps stand their ground or from bigfoot take flight?
The heavenly lights drew fast in their breath,
the air hung in anticipation of death,
for Fire was the name of the foe from the wood
and Darkness; his children; and shadow their hood.

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Originally posted by Starrman
The heavenly lights drew fast in their breath,
the air hung in anticipation of death,
for Fire was the name of the foe from the wood
and Darkness; his children; and shadow their hood.
Darkness had fallen, the moon shone in Units.
The Wolfpack assembled, it's eye gleamed and soon its
cacophonous howling was raised in salute
to the Serpent-faced outcasts who joined the pursuit.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Don't talk to me. Don't talk about me. I'm going to mod every single post of yours - and anyone else's from the "clan" - that refers to me. I dissociated myself from you. Dissociate yourself from me.
I hate emo kids.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I don't wish to engage you at all. You couldn't handle it in the PFC, so don't come into the public forums, bring out things from the private forums, and expect me to be restrained. Don't speak to me. Don't speak about me. You couldn't take it in there, don't bring it out here.
I know your comprehension skills might be minimal, but I was sure that you realised that the fact that you got ostracised from PFC had nothing to do with the PFC and everything to do with you being a racist, ahem, runt in the public forums.

BTW: please try to mod this post. I'd just love to see you get smacked down for abusing the alert button.

D

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I know your comprehension skills might be minimal, but I was sure that you realised that the fact that you got ostracised from PFC had nothing to do with the PFC and everything to do with you being a racist, ahem, runt in the public forums.

BTW: please try to mod this post. I'd just love to see you get smacked down for abusing the alert button.

D
Go, Bozos, go! 😛 I smell the blood of unsprung lobotomy scars - or is that just furniture polish?

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Darkness had fallen, the moon shone in Units.
The Wolfpack assembled, it's eye gleamed and soon its
cacophonous howling was raised in salute
to the Serpent-faced outcasts who joined the pursuit.
The scent of blood, it filled the air,
The quarry complained that it just wasn't fair,
Through the wilds they streaked, pursuit unending,
The murderous breath and footfalls you hear imply the impending.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
What's DSB?
"DSB" = Dangerous Sperm Buildup.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I don't wish to engage you at all. You couldn't handle it in the PFC, so don't come into the public forums, bring out things from the private forums, and expect me to be restrained. Don't speak to me. Don't speak about me. You couldn't take it in there, don't bring it out here.
You are mildly deranged.

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
The boy aint gonna make it!

I come home from work today to find that my boy Billy has decided to help me by cleaning out the inside of my hunting car. He is 5 soon to be perhaps 6. Some how in his little brain he decides that it is a good idea to put the lawn sprinkler in the back seat and turn it on for an after noon. This is what happens when ...[text shortened]... like wet dog and barf before the incedent, but I don’t think I can handle any new odors.

RTh
Why do you need carpet in a hunting car?

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I don't wish to engage you at all. You couldn't handle it in the PFC, so don't come into the public forums, bring out things from the private forums, and expect me to be restrained. Don't speak to me. Don't speak about me. You couldn't take it in there, don't bring it out here.
You are delusional. Get professional help ASAP.

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my friends' 4-year-old cleaned their TV by pouring water in the vents .... while it was on ...

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
The scent of blood, it filled the air,
The quarry complained that it just wasn't fair,
Through the wilds they streaked, pursuit unending,
The murderous breath and footfalls you hear imply the impending.
Hissing and spitting and jiving and growling!
Brushing off shoulders, Betraying and Howling!
Pirps in Wolf's clothing, Brown Trash small and large
advanced in a frantic, unstoppable charge!