the cell phone thread...

call me...

Originally posted by rookie54
call me...

Hello. Is this Rookie54?

No. Who is this, and where did you get my number? Are you the NSA...?

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if you start spelling words badly, like i do, intentionally, you are in deeper trouble than i've ever been in for the last 59 years...

Originally posted by divegeester
No. Who is this, and where did you get my number? Are you the NSA...?

I'm watching, I'm listening,
to every word you say.
My computer screen is glistening,
about your yesterday and today.

I know what's in your sandwich,
I know which way you vote.
A nice guy or a son of a bitch.
A foreign jihadist or home grown.

I know about all your meetings,
and that woman who is not your wife.
All your birthdays and xmas greetings.
Every single scrap about your life.

You're up on my cyber dashboard,
I've got people following you.
A bomb or a broadsword,
I know everything that you do.

So next time you're on facebook,
Linkedin or rhp,
I have you caught on my fishook
and I'm going to reel you in.

The number you have dialed is not in service
The number you have dialed is not in service
The number you have dialed......


Rookie taken away in the back of an NSA car.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
The number you have dialed is not in service
The number you have dialed is not in service
The number you have dialed......


Rookie taken away in the back of an NSA car.

They hit erase.
Without a trace;
His ID flew.
Rookie who?

Originally posted by JS357
They hit erase.
Without a trace;
His ID flew.
Rookie who?

Hello there JS

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I'm watching, I'm listening,
to every word you say.
My computer screen is glistening,
about your yesterday and today.

I know what's in your sandwich,
I know which way you vote.
A nice guy or a son of a bitch.
A foreign jihadist or home grown.

I know about all your meetings,
and that woman who is not your wife.
All your birthdays and xma ...[text shortened]... cebook,
Linkedin or rhp,
I have you caught on my fishook
and I'm going to reel you in.

Quality.

The great thing is when I forgot to backup my files I just phone the NSA and get them from them.

Originally posted by Ponderable
The great thing is when I forgot to backup my files I just phone the NSA and get them from them.

Yeah who needs a cloud?

Just ring the NSA or the Pentagon.

They should set up a "forgot your password?" service.