The church of flatassers.

I wonder when they will build their own church, have pews, flatasss bibles and such, who is the flatasss pope? Any ideas who the top dog in the flatasss world is?

Heard Hillary is open to offers if the moneys right.

Originally posted by Captain Strange
Heard Hillary is open to offers if the moneys right.

I've heard that flatass is due to the vitamin deficiency Noassitol.

Originally posted by sonhouse
I wonder when they will build their own church, have pews, flatasss bibles and such, who is the flatasss pope? Any ideas who the top dog in the flatasss world is?

Originally posted by Ponderable
A defintion would probably be in order.
What would be the central article of faith of such a church?

Originally posted by Indonesia Phil
Flatness. Their symbol would be a dead horizontal line, to represent the horizon as they see it. Nothing spherical would be allowed, and football would be an impossibility.

Originally posted by Ponderable
impossibility or abomination?

Originally posted by Ponderable
A defintion would probably be in order.
What would be the central article of faith of such a church?