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The church of flatassers.

The church of flatassers.

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I wonder when they will build their own church, have pews, flatasss bibles and such, who is the flatasss pope? Any ideas who the top dog in the flatasss world is?

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Heard Hillary is open to offers if the moneys right.

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Originally posted by Captain Strange
Heard Hillary is open to offers if the moneys right.
Would you accept the position of flatasss Pope? Or would you defer to Freaky?

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I've heard that flatass is due to the vitamin deficiency Noassitol.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
I wonder when they will build their own church, have pews, flatasss bibles and such, who is the flatasss pope? Any ideas who the top dog in the flatasss world is?
A defintion would probably be in order.
What would be the central article of faith of such a church?

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Originally posted by Ponderable
A defintion would probably be in order.
What would be the central article of faith of such a church?
Flatness. Their symbol would be a dead horizontal line, to represent the horizon as they see it. Nothing spherical would be allowed, and football would be an impossibility.

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Originally posted by Indonesia Phil
Flatness. Their symbol would be a dead horizontal line, to represent the horizon as they see it. Nothing spherical would be allowed, and football would be an impossibility.
impossibility or abomination?

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Originally posted by Ponderable
impossibility or abomination?
I suppose they could play with a flat ball (let the air out) so I guess it's possible, but they would probably play abominably.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
A defintion would probably be in order.
What would be the central article of faith of such a church?
The "third dimension" would be a wild notion you only read about in science fiction.

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