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  1. Subscribersonhouse
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    16 Nov '16 12:46
    I wonder when they will build their own church, have pews, flatasss bibles and such, who is the flatasss pope? Any ideas who the top dog in the flatasss world is?
  2. Mar-a-Lago
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    16 Nov '16 14:00
    Heard Hillary is open to offers if the moneys right.
  3. Subscribersonhouse
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    16 Nov '16 14:12
    Originally posted by Captain Strange
    Heard Hillary is open to offers if the moneys right.
    Would you accept the position of flatasss Pope? Or would you defer to Freaky?
  4. Standard memberapathist
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    17 Nov '16 08:33
    I've heard that flatass is due to the vitamin deficiency Noassitol.
  5. SubscriberPonderable
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    21 Nov '16 08:58
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    I wonder when they will build their own church, have pews, flatasss bibles and such, who is the flatasss pope? Any ideas who the top dog in the flatasss world is?
    A defintion would probably be in order.
    What would be the central article of faith of such a church?
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    21 Nov '16 10:06
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    A defintion would probably be in order.
    What would be the central article of faith of such a church?
    Flatness. Their symbol would be a dead horizontal line, to represent the horizon as they see it. Nothing spherical would be allowed, and football would be an impossibility.
  7. SubscriberPonderable
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    21 Nov '16 11:34
    Originally posted by Indonesia Phil
    Flatness. Their symbol would be a dead horizontal line, to represent the horizon as they see it. Nothing spherical would be allowed, and football would be an impossibility.
    impossibility or abomination?
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    21 Nov '16 22:35
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    impossibility or abomination?
    I suppose they could play with a flat ball (let the air out) so I guess it's possible, but they would probably play abominably.
  9. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    21 Nov '16 22:44
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    A defintion would probably be in order.
    What would be the central article of faith of such a church?
    The "third dimension" would be a wild notion you only read about in science fiction.
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