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http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/DARTAT.htm
Funniest thing I've seen in days.

Originally posted by Mel B
I'm am not your father. But you are you lying bastard, i have saw the supid film's.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Besides the fact that I know you're not my father, he's dead, you see. And besides the fact that I know I'm a compulsive liar and that lots of people do think I am a bastard, I still can't make heads or bloody tales of your post.

Perhaps you should take your woes to some other forum, instead of polluting my happy, happy Star Wars thread.

Thank you.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Besides the fact that I know you're not my father, he's dead, you see. And besides the fact that I know I'm a compulsive liar and that lots of people do think I am a bastard, I still can't make heads or bloody tales of your post.

Perhaps you should take your woes to some other forum, instead of polluting my happy, happy Star Wars thread.

Thank you.

Originally posted by demonseed
Writes his post like Yoda Mel B does.

Originally posted by Mel B
Right. Big Darth Vadar said those words to Luke in the Death Star.

Ps. Pay attention sunshine.

edit: deleted disgrace

00:35 hrs (BST) on 19/05/05 I will be settling down to watch this. I hope it's as good as everyone says it should be.

Do you need to have seen the other episodes to follow the story or will I catch up quickly?

Originally posted by shavixmir
I know what you're thinking. You have a dirty bloody mind!!

Stop it at once! Do not under estimate the power of the DARK SIDE!!!!
And I don't mean I'm gonna shite on you either.

anyways, I forgot the Star Wars joke of the day...

Here goes:

Luke and Darth are sitting at breakfast one morning and Darth wheezes: "Luke...I know what you're ...[text shortened]... (it's actually much better when you do Darth's voice into the pint glass you've just emptied)

Kinda funny in a weird way...

I used to be a trekky and a starwars fanatic then I grew up and and got married (again)..although I still have a fondness it just isn't the same. Course I was 40 something by then... (I'm 40 something more now) but looking forward to the new one..

memo to me "must catch up and see Voyager the Journey Home and see about renting some Enterprise episodes before then"
memo 2 "get new batteries for light sabre"

Originally posted by rhb
00:35 hrs (BST) on 19/05/05 I will be settling down to watch this. I hope it's as good as everyone says it should be.

Do you need to have seen the other episodes to follow the story or will I catch up quickly?

Originally posted by arrakis
[b]WHAT!? You haven't seen the other episodes!!!? 😠[/b]

Originally posted by rhb
Nope. None of them ever. I had a copy of the star wars story book and tape when I was little. I had to turn the page when RD2 beeped like this:

"Be boo dee doo doo doouuuooo"

I've still got the tape but not the book.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Luke and Darth are sitting at breakfast one morning and Darth wheezes: "Luke...I know what you're getting for Christmas..."

Luke stammers: "But how do you know that father?"

Darth answers: "I felt your presents..."