Originally posted by shavixmirI know what you're thinking. You have a dirty bloody mind!!
8 more days to go...
REVENGE OF THE SITH!!!!!!
Party on.
wooooosh
whoooosh
(that's me playing with my lightsaber)
Stop it at once! Do not under estimate the power of the DARK SIDE!!!!
And I don't mean I'm gonna shite on you either.
anyways, I forgot the Star Wars joke of the day...
Here goes:
Luke and Darth are sitting at breakfast one morning and Darth wheezes: "Luke...I know what you're getting for Christmas..."
Luke stammers: "But how do you know that father?"
Darth answers: "I felt your presents..."
(it's actually much better when you do Darth's voice into the pint glass you've just emptied)
Originally posted by martin williams1 and 2 were fantastic.
Let's hope Mr Lucas has gone some way towards righting the dreadful wrong he did with episodes 1 & 2.
At least now all six films are made, we can look forward to the DVD box set.
I only had 1 gripe per film:
1. kids. I hate kids in films.
2. C3PO's head getting exchanged with that other droid's....
But, every film has a gripe:
4. Greedo shooting first (COME OFF IT)
5. Ugnaughts
6 EWOKS....
And don't bring up that Jar Jar crap...I've heard rumours Anakin beheads him in 3.
Anyways, stop bumming me out...blaster mouth... 😉
Originally posted by shavixmirkids hate you too, laser brain
1 and 2 were fantastic.
I only had 1 gripe per film:
1. kids. I hate kids in films.
2. C3PO's head getting exchanged with that other droid's....
But, every film has a gripe:
4. Greedo shooting first (COME OFF IT)
5. Ugnaughts
6 EWOKS....
And don't bring up that Jar Jar crap...I've heard rumours Anakin beheads him in 3.
Anyways, stop bumming me out...blaster mouth... 😉
Personal dislikes about new versions:
1) The entire film, noteably, Pot Pot or whatever his name was, little Anakin.
2) Samuel 'I'm a bad motehr f@~*er' Jackson and his Shaft impression
3) .... I dread to think
4) As mentioned before Solo is way to smart to ever give first chance to his opponents.
5) The original was perfect, why mess with it, all Lucarse did was get jiggy with his CGI unnecessary and just typical of the moronic despot
6) Ugg, where do I start? What about all those final farging extra shots of celebration all over the place, I mean puhlease!
I tell you, this film better be good or I'm gonna down to Skywalker Ranch and I'm gonna dress Lucas up as Pot Pot and take pot shots at him with a twelve guage. Hmm, pot shots at Pot Pot, has a nice ring to it...
Originally posted by shavixmirR2 has been known to make mistakes... from time to time, you half witted scruffy looking nerf herder.
I ain't ever played in no film! Do you know what the chances are of me ever playing in a film which will be judged by kids? Well R2 reckons it's 1 in 1254.
Originally posted by StarrmanI'm afraid that after your terrible display on the Seinfeld thread, your taste credibility really does relieve you of any form of opinion worth listening to...
Personal dislikes about new versions:
1) The entire film, noteably, Pot Pot or whatever his name was, little Anakin.
2) Samuel 'I'm a bad motehr f@~*er' Jackson and his Shaft impression
3) .... I dread to think
4) As mentioned before Solo is way to smart to ever give first chance to his opponents.
5) The original was perfect, why mess with it, all ...[text shortened]... take pot shots at him with a twelve guage. Hmm, pot shots at Pot Pot, has a nice ring to it...
😉
Back on subject...I bought my ticket.
STAR WARS: EPISODE 3 (NR)
6:45-9:09
Bunch of crap about no refunds...yadda yadda yadda.
I got my ticket cheap, but I have to go with my local hobby store, and dress up in costume. I've already convinced one guy to come as Spock.
(PS - I am aware Spock is Star Trek, not Star Wars...but we need someone to make fun of. And the fat guy who couldn't fit into his stormtrooper armour got laughed off at Ep2.)