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A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he's retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style."

"What's country style?" asks the city boy.

"Out here in the country," the farmer says, "when two fellers have a dispute, one feller kicks the other one in the balls as hard as he can. Then that feller, why, he kicks the first one as hard as he can. And so forth. Last man standin' wins the dispute."

Warily the city boy agrees and prepares himself. The farmer hauls off and kicks him in the groin with all his might. The city boy falls to the ground in the most intense pain he's ever felt, crying like a baby and coughing up blood. Finally he staggers to his feet and says, "All right, n-now it's–it's m-my turn."

The farmer grins. "Aw, you win. Keep the duck."

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This one is pretty good.

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you mean since you say it yourself?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
This one is pretty good.
Did he go to the doctor? Why was he coughing up blood? Seems there might be something more than just the kick to the groin. He may have an ulcer or lung-cancer.

If you are still in contact with the person, please advise them to see a doctor immediatly.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Did he go to the doctor? Why was he coughing up blood? Seems there might be something more than just the kick to the groin. He may have an ulcer or lung-cancer.

If you are still in contact with the person, please advise them to see a doctor immediatly.

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LOL! Well done!

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he's retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style."

"What's country style?" asks the city boy.

"Out here in the country," the farmer ...[text shortened]... -now it's–it's m-my turn."

The farmer grins. "Aw, you win. Keep the duck."
Note for next time you tell this joke: People are more likely to puke then bleed after getting a kick to the nuts.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Note for next time you tell this joke: People are more likely to puke then bleed after getting a kick to the nuts.
Can't buy a bucket!! 😵

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Did he go to the doctor? Why was he coughing up blood? Seems there might be something more than just the kick to the groin. He may have an ulcer or lung-cancer.

If you are still in contact with the person, please advise them to see a doctor immediatly.

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Great post! Awesome job!

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
This one is pretty good.
Oh good, thanks for confirming that you think your own joke is funny... 😕

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Oh good, thanks for confirming that you think your own joke is funny... 😕
The guy is on vacation holding up the grudge match of the century, but he has time to post in the forum? What is up with that?

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For all of you hecklers, I could have simply done a bump like most of you do, but I explained why I bumped it. If you would bother to see the posts were a day apart and the post was about to fall off the page.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
the post was about to fall off the page.
That would have been terrible! I am sure the post will be forever grateful that you saved it from a painful fall.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
That would have been terrible! I am sure the post will be forever grateful that you saved it from a painful fall.
I'm glad to see someone is sympathetic to my cause. 😕

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so bump?

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Originally posted by Ponderable
so bump?
I think bumping is lame. I realize how it sounds to say the post was funny, because obvoiusly I posted it, but what I was trying to insinuate was that it was about to fall off the page and it did not appear it had been seen. In hindsight, I should have just bumped it and I wouldn't be getting spoon fed all the crap. My bad. I am officially beaten. I am scourged. My actions were inexcusible, reprehensible and morally corrupt and for that I sincerely apologize and beg the forgiveness of the judges. Amen!

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