A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he's retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style."
"What's country style?" asks the city boy.
"Out here in the country," the farmer says, "when two fellers have a dispute, one feller kicks the other one in the balls as hard as he can. Then that feller, why, he kicks the first one as hard as he can. And so forth. Last man standin' wins the dispute."
Warily the city boy agrees and prepares himself. The farmer hauls off and kicks him in the groin with all his might. The city boy falls to the ground in the most intense pain he's ever felt, crying like a baby and coughing up blood. Finally he staggers to his feet and says, "All right, n-now it's–it's m-my turn."
The farmer grins. "Aw, you win. Keep the duck."
Originally posted by shortcircuitDid he go to the doctor? Why was he coughing up blood? Seems there might be something more than just the kick to the groin. He may have an ulcer or lung-cancer.
This one is pretty good.
If you are still in contact with the person, please advise them to see a doctor immediatly.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitLOL! Well done!
Did he go to the doctor? Why was he coughing up blood? Seems there might be something more than just the kick to the groin. He may have an ulcer or lung-cancer.
If you are still in contact with the person, please advise them to see a doctor immediatly.
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Originally posted by shortcircuitNote for next time you tell this joke: People are more likely to puke then bleed after getting a kick to the nuts.
A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he's retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style."
"What's country style?" asks the city boy.
"Out here in the country," the farmer ...[text shortened]... -now it's–it's m-my turn."
The farmer grins. "Aw, you win. Keep the duck."
Originally posted by PhlabibitGreat post! Awesome job!
Did he go to the doctor? Why was he coughing up blood? Seems there might be something more than just the kick to the groin. He may have an ulcer or lung-cancer.
If you are still in contact with the person, please advise them to see a doctor immediatly.
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Originally posted by PonderableI think bumping is lame. I realize how it sounds to say the post was funny, because obvoiusly I posted it, but what I was trying to insinuate was that it was about to fall off the page and it did not appear it had been seen. In hindsight, I should have just bumped it and I wouldn't be getting spoon fed all the crap. My bad. I am officially beaten. I am scourged. My actions were inexcusible, reprehensible and morally corrupt and for that I sincerely apologize and beg the forgiveness of the judges. Amen!
so bump?