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Originally posted by Dies Irae
But they can't touch the anti-weed commercials that have people running over kids on bikes and talking about how they raped someone or something while high.
Erm. I wish we had these ads over here because, sorry, but that is making me laugh hee ster ick leeee. Herb makes ye a rapist now? THJBTHBTHBTHBTBHB blip vlauh.
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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Maybe you should go see a doctor about this?
yeah, or maybe i should see a doctor about the seething pus that fills my inner ears.
maybe i need two doctors.
or maybe online questionnaires are a load of bollocks.

anyway, thanks for your concern. i'll admit i'm intrigued by my result, it's food for thought.

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
yeah, or maybe i should see a doctor about the seething pus that fills my inner ears.
Darn, you still have problems with your ears? 🙁

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Darn, you still have problems with your ears? 🙁
God my economist. Does noying for my ears

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Originally posted by rmacken
NEVER!!!😠

I am yet to find a 911 turbo on the road, im sick of blowing the Boxters out of the water!! So slow, its untrue!!

Thats why im depressed!! Bring on the 911!!

😉😀

Oh yeah, my top speed has gone upto 128MPH! not bad for two wheels!😉
Mines better!😛😉 slow poke!

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Here Are Your Scores:
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Well, I have more money than ever. I like my job and my collegues. I'm having regular sex without the trouble of a girlfriend (and no I'm not paying for it). I'm in better shape than I've been in years. And until today I've played some excellent chess this year.
Ask me again in a month when I have screwed everything up.

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Originally posted by Lundos
Well, I have more money than ever. I like my job and my collegues. I'm having regular sex without the trouble of a girlfriend (and no I'm not paying for it). I'm in better shape than I've been in years. And until today I've played some excellent chess this year.
Ask me again in a month when I have screwed everything up.
Good for you! Relativity is grand, isn't it?

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Originally posted by SJ247
Good for you! Relativity is grand, isn't it?
I thought it was E=mc².

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Originally posted by SJ247
Good for you! Relativity is grand, isn't it?
That it is. That it is. So, how are you doing?

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Originally posted by Ian68
I thought it was E=mc².
Actually it is dE=dmc²

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Originally posted by bub
Mines better!😛😉 slow poke!
Typical!!

How did I know that was coming??

Dont forget it is winter, just wait until the summer comes, going for the big 140!😵

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Originally posted by Lundos
Here Are Your Scores:
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Well, I have more money than ever. I like my job and my collegues. I'm having regular sex without the trouble of a girlfriend (and ...[text shortened]... some excellent chess this year.
Ask me again in a month when I have screwed everything up.
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Are we related? 😕

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Originally posted by rmacken
Typical!!

How did I know that was coming??

Dont forget it is winter, just wait until the summer comes, going for the big 140!😵
How do you know anythings coming?!
And as for winter, what a cop out😞
its all in the slide mackie.
use them sliders!😉

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Originally posted by bub
How do you know anythings coming?!
And as for winter, what a cop out😞
its all in the slide mackie.
use them sliders!😉
tell him to take off the training wheels first 😀

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Darn, you still have problems with your ears? 🙁
yep. antibiotics did nothing. apparently it's possible they will simply clear up in time, meanwhile i'm waiting to see a specialist who will cut my head off or something.

on the plus side, however, i have lots of nice new electronic gizmos, so i don't see why i should be as depressed as the online test thinks i am.

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