the difference between chess and NASCAR

A local is headed to Wipeout, which reminds me, I wonder about injuries and death. Found this:

http://www.tnr.com/article/books-and-arts/76385/the-tv-review-wipeout#

I don't watch NASCAR, btw, have seen cars turn left.

Pour a package of Skittles in the toilet, and flush. Thats pretty much like watching Nascar

The difference between chess and NASCAR? Nobody ever said "If you ain't rubbin' you ain't matin'"...

I could be wrong though.