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The Fess Up and Beg for Mercy Thread

The Fess Up and Beg for Mercy Thread

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Originally posted by angie88
I use them smart pills... you know, the ones where when you take them, the pieces start talking to you... for example the rook will say "psst... move me to a8, that's checkmate!"
mushrooms are good too.
Don't listen to those voices, they are giving you bad advice.

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Originally posted by tmetzler
Just to put the thread back on topic:

I'd really like to know what the community really thinks of this idea.

--tmetzler
Depends on what kind of programs there are for rehab . Is there an engine users 12 step program ? Is there a Betty Spasky rehab clinic ?

" Hi , my name's _________ , and I've been engineless for two weeks ."

(Group responds)- "Hi , _______ ."

"Yeah , it's hard but I'm taking it a move at a time ."

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Don't listen to those voices, they are giving you bad advice.
really? you mean I should try without?
*stares at rating graph* well it can hardly get worse... maybe'll I'll try not to pop that pill tonight 😉

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Originally posted by tmetzler
Just to put the thread back on topic:

I'd really like to know what the community really thinks of this idea.

--tmetzler
It was a tongue in cheek thought but some people may wish to come forward and volunteer for a rating adjustment by confessing to cheating in the past. There are lots of cheaters who deserve the boot.

Anyway I'm enjoying the spin off effect of our fun filled fessing up thread 🙂

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Originally posted by rwingett
Since I started taking steroids my rating has hit an alltime high of 1627.
Does this mean RHP will start mandatory urine tests?😛

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
I confess. I've been using corked rooks.
I confess: I always have a large wad of vaseline on the bill of my ball cap😉

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Originally posted by tmetzler
Just to put the thread back on topic:

I'd really like to know what the community really thinks of this idea.

--tmetzler
effect all punishments except ejection .... including turning their star upside down and painting it white ... reset to provisional, recalculate their opponents' ratings, and adjust all tournaments and clan bouts.

(edit: upon amnesty and heartfelt public apology.)

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
effect all punishments except ejection .... including turning their star upside down and painting it white ... reset to provisional, recalculate their opponents' ratings, and adjust all tournaments and clan bouts.

(edit: upon amnesty and heartfelt public apology.)
and maybe graffiti on face if posted at rhp Faces?? starr can draw??

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
I confess. I've been using corked rooks.
F*ck no!!! You have disgraced the sport of chess, and should your wins count?? Nobody will ever look and cheer for you the same!

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
Okay all you low life cheats append thy names here under tell what engine you've used then beg for mercy. Maybe the heroic G men of RHP can amend your rating and lay your conscience to rest (or boot your a's's' out,,, 😉 I dare ya... double dare ya!!
Ok, this is very interesting cause there are all kinds of things involved in that post.

#1. You were asking for jokes when you made it, probably didn't intend it that way but it has the equivelence of bush falling off his bike.

#2. What are the G men?

#3. You forgot the ) in the last sentence.

#4. Nobody double dares besides shav anymore, at least it seems like it.

So, that's all.

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If you want serious consideration for this post it in the site ideas forum.

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Originally posted by Dustnrogers
F*ck no!!! You have disgraced the sport of chess, and should your wins count?? Nobody will ever look and cheer for you the same!
That explains how they keep flying off the board so far.

😠

P-

😉

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
That explains how they keep flying off the board so far.

😠

P-

😉
So he should be playing better within a week. At least, that's how it went down before.

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
Okay all you low life cheats append thy names here under tell what engine you've used then beg for mercy. Maybe the heroic G men of RHP can amend your rating and lay your conscience to rest (or boot your a's's' out,,, 😉 I dare ya... double dare ya!!
I've already confessed in another thread several months back, but will 'fess up again for those who missed it.

I seek outside assistance almost every game. I ask my cat to recommend a move - particularly when I've gotten myself into a bad spot and have no clue how to proceed. He has yet he has yet to offer a suggestion, useful or otherwise. Perhaps he is a poor chess player, or perhaps simply a highly ethical cat.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
So he should be playing better within a week. At least, that's how it went down before.
To quote my hero:
"Why must I lose to the IDIOT?!"

no offense to anyone who beats me.

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