These might provide a brief 20 second respite to anyone having a rough day...
--Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
--A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
--I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
--You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
--Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
--If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
--Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
There are many others of course, but my favourite is:-
--Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
I haven't seen any of the films 😳
T1000
WHAT?? You';ve never seen a Marx Bros. Film? Get down to the video shop and start with "A Night at the Opera" - it's a panic!!
It took me three atttempts at watching it in one go - I was spliting my sides laughing!
"Sincerity is the key - if you can fake that you got it made"
- Groucho 🙄
Oh yeah, "Duck Soup" is one of the best. As is "A Day at The Races".
A lot of the old movies are really rapid-fire with the humour. I've watched "A Night at ther Opera" about 10 times now (it's *THAT* good - one of my top 10) and I still find new gags (mostly dirty jokes snuck in past the censors).
Grouch wrote a couple of books as well: a bit disappointing but worth picking up.
