Originally posted by mokkoDon't get all uppity now . (Sheez , next thing you know they'll want to vote!)
I don't have a man at all, which is why I can devote all my time to looking my best instead of having some jerkoff yelling at me to get moving. I will go when I'm darn good and ready to go. I don't run errands for boys I hire an errand boy. And as any woman can tell you a real man doesn't need a girl to do his bidding. If he wants beer he'll grab it while ...[text shortened]... the liquor picking up wine for the romantic dinner has prepared for his perfectly primped lady.
Originally posted by ETeachAccording to Dennis Miller - Men want Jullian Child in the kitchen , Katherine Hepburn when out on the town , and Linda Lovelace in the bedroom . Women want Brad Pitt in the kitchen , Brad Pitt out on the town , Brad Pitt in the bedroom , and oh yeah , a diamond the size of your F*****G head .
I sway back from Freudian..."woman, what does she want?" to ETeachian...."what doesn't she want?"...
Quote from Norm, (of Cheers fame.) "Women, you can't live with em."
Originally posted by Moldy CrowAgreed....again..LOL. Damn, after all the "intellegent post"...I get 2 recs from this. Go figure.
According to Dennis Miller - Men want Jullian Child in the kitchen , Katherine Hepburn when out on the town , and Linda Lovelace in the bedroom . Women want Brad Pitt in the kitchen , Brad Pitt out on the town , Brad Pitt in the bedroom , and oh yeah , a diamond the size of your F*****G head .
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Originally posted by BowmannShe's lost all I.Q. Kids burn through that in about 2 years. Mine has been gone for 16...17 years now.... Doctor assures me it will come back but I don't know....Grandkids and all....
What's your IQ?
Edit: Never mind. I'll just guess.
Edit . All joking aside... helluva job raising three on your own.