The girly thread

Originally posted by mokko
Women DO NOT have butt hair, back to the man thread with you!

Around the hole, some do.

Originally posted by darvlay
Around the hole, some do.

Only the ones you 'hang' with...

Originally posted by Crowley
Only the ones you 'hang' with...

Some even have breast hair too, though I hear that's primarily South African women.

Originally posted by Aynat
Sweet Knight, your great and gentle heart furnishes any emptiness with light and charm. There are no tricks for you, just little teases and occasional treats....

You forgot the "h" in "threats". 😉

Originally posted by Starrman
Some even have breast hair too, though I hear that's primarily South African women.

I thought it was common knowledge that South Africa harbours a substantial Neanderthal population. For some reason they all wear mullets.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I thought it was common knowledge that South Africa harbours a substantial Neanderthal population. For some reason they all wear mullets.

They surf too .

Originally posted by Nordlys
You forgot the "h" in "threats".

See, you're stating the obvious--a real guy thing to do. To the wily feminine mind, the "treat" is always implicit.

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
They surf too .

You're confusing the Neanderthals with the early Cro-Magnon coastal types, who sometimes don't wear mullets.

Originally posted by mokko
Sooooo anyway, I painted my toes hot red, which was a huge mistake because It doesn't match any of my pink sandles. Sigh. And in order for me to wear anything that really matches with hot red I would have to color my hair again. So now I have to dig out the nail polish remover (which stinks worse than the nail polish) and rumage through my collection of toe paint to find something that matches my shoes and my hair. It's tough being a girl.

I am still trying to figure out whether you were serious or whether there was irony involved. I hope it's the latter. 😕

Originally posted by Nordlys
I am still trying to figure out whether you were serious or whether there was irony involved. I hope it's the latter. 😕

You must be the anti-girl I've read about in those science fiction books.

Originally posted by darvlay
You must be the anti-girl I've read about in those science fiction books.

The female East-German shot-putter type ?

Originally posted by darvlay
You must be the anti-girl I've read about in those science fiction books.

Yeah, when you bring them into contact with girls, you get a 100% energy efficient reaction, I hear they're planning to build a kitchen and bedroom power supply using them.

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
The female East-German shot-putter type ?

I am not East-German, and I did very badly at shot-put in school...

Originally posted by Starrman
Yeah, when you bring them into contact with girls, you get a 100% energy efficient reaction, I hear they're planning to build a kitchen and bedroom power supply using them.

That's why I have the "no hugs" warning. 😉 It would create a lot of energy, but it would be devastating for the girl involved.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I am not East-German, and I did very badly at shot-put in school...

I know . I wasn't refering directly to you . I was trying to clarify what type of woman he was refering to .