Taken from an idea in a bleepingcomputer.com forum.
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The Rules:
-You may use any means to take the hill from the previous owner, e.g. stealth, brute force, unconventional tactics, outright trickery.
-Nothing is off limits. You may assume you have "helpers" but only if you really need them.
-Don't destroy the hill please (in the other forum it only took 3 posts before someone burrowed under the hill with explosives).
-End your post with: I NOW CONTROL THE HILL.
I sat back and watched as the creator of the hill had finished his work and climbed to the top of his hill, sat down and cracked a can of beer. In the darkness of the night I surrounded the hill with high intensity lights. Wearing a welding mask I walked up the hill to my newly blinded foe, took the can from him and booted him off the top of the hill.
Originally posted by JS357 I poured syrup all over you and ate you.
I NOW CONTROL THE HILL.
I sent my army of specially trained man-eating ants up the hill. As your fingers were still dripping syrup you were an easy target. They don't like my scent so it's safe for me to follow them.
Originally posted by Kewpie I sent my army of specially trained man-eating ants up the hill. As your fingers were still dripping syrup you were an easy target. They don't like my scent so it's safe for me to follow them.
Originally posted by Kewpie Talk's cheap. I haven't been challenged yet.
I am sat at the bottom of the hill. The view of the lake is good from down here. There is a warm breeze, the scent of flowers fills the air and there are a couple of local merchants with a generator and fridge filled with cheap beer.
Life is good and I am quite happy for you to control the hill. If you want a bevvy, give us a shout.
Originally posted by Kewpie Talk's cheap. I haven't been challenged yet.
I release my army of steroid fed moles around the base of the hill, after two days of relentless tunnelling the hill implodes burying you, the hill is smaller but I control the hill.
Originally posted by kevcvs57 I release my army of steroid fed moles around the base of the hill, after two days of relentless tunnelling the hill implodes burying you, the hill is smaller but I control the hill.
I bring down the wrath of the book-keepres on you since you didn't meet the condition not to destroy the hill.
The Hill is not destroyed, it has been transformed into a bigger hill of lesser altitude. The book keepers have gone back to their candlelit scribbling desks with their quills between their legs and I still control the hill (probably).
Originally posted by kevcvs57 The Hill is not destroyed, it has been transformed into a bigger hill of lesser altitude. The book keepers have gone back to their candlelit scribbling desks with their quills between their legs and I still control the hill (probably).
I pray to Jehovah, he zapps you with lightning, you roll down the hill, I am now king of the castle and you are dirty wee rascals! The hill is now mine!
Originally posted by robbie carrobie I pray to Jehovah, he zapps you with lightning, you roll down the hill, I am now king of the castle and you are dirty wee rascals! The hill is now mine!
The Unholy One sets your chair on fire and as you run away I slowly climb the hill and take over.
The hill
01 Feb '14 22:34
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