Taken from an idea in a bleepingcomputer.com forum.
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The Rules:
-You may use any means to take the hill from the previous owner, e.g. stealth, brute force, unconventional tactics, outright trickery.
-Nothing is off limits. You may assume you have "helpers" but only if you really need them.
-Don't destroy the hill please (in the other forum it only took 3 posts before someone burrowed under the hill with explosives).
-End your post with: I NOW CONTROL THE HILL.
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I sat back and watched as the creator of the hill had finished his work and climbed to the top of his hill, sat down and cracked a can of beer. In the darkness of the night I surrounded the hill with high intensity lights. Wearing a welding mask I walked up the hill to my newly blinded foe, took the can from him and booted him off the top of the hill.
I NOW CONTROL THE HILL.
- Joined
- 29 Dec 08
- Moves
- 6788
Originally posted by NotoriousFlapjackI poured syrup all over you and ate you.
I (in all surreptitiousness) conked you on the head like the chowdahhead you are , Kewpie.
I'm sorry, I usually am kinder than this, but your scurvy presence invited unusual measures necessitating a whack and a thump.
I NOW CONTROL THE HILL.
I NOW CONTROL THE HILL.
Originally posted by JS357I sent my army of specially trained man-eating ants up the hill. As your fingers were still dripping syrup you were an easy target. They don't like my scent so it's safe for me to follow them.
I poured syrup all over you and ate you.
I NOW CONTROL THE HILL.
I NOW CONTROL THE HILL. Again.
- Joined
- 29 Dec 08
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Originally posted by KewpieAgain?
I sent my army of specially trained man-eating ants up the hill. As your fingers were still dripping syrup you were an easy target. They don't like my scent so it's safe for me to follow them.
I NOW CONTROL THE HILL. Again.
Don't brag.
I will get you.
I will.
But forget that.
I will get the hill.
Not now.
Others will soften you up.
You will think you have the hill for good.
You will be snoring, alongside Mr. K.
And I will strike.
In fact, I have distracted you long enough.
One of my minions will strike next.
Originally posted by KewpieI am sat at the bottom of the hill. The view of the lake is good from down here. There is a warm breeze, the scent of flowers fills the air and there are a couple of local merchants with a generator and fridge filled with cheap beer.
Talk's cheap. I haven't been challenged yet.
Life is good and I am quite happy for you to control the hill. If you want a bevvy, give us a shout.
Originally posted by kevcvs57I bring down the wrath of the book-keepres on you since you didn't meet the condition not to destroy the hill.
I release my army of steroid fed moles around the base of the hill, after two days of relentless tunnelling the hill implodes burying you, the hill is smaller but I control the hill.
After they finish you off I am King of the Hill!
Originally posted by kevcvs57I pray to Jehovah, he zapps you with lightning, you roll down the hill, I am now king of the castle and you are dirty wee rascals! The hill is now mine!
The Hill is not destroyed, it has been transformed into a bigger hill of lesser altitude. The book keepers have gone back to their candlelit scribbling desks with their quills between their legs and I still control the hill (probably).
- Joined
- 14 Mar 04
- Moves
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Originally posted by robbie carrobieThe Unholy One sets your chair on fire and as you run away I slowly climb the hill and take over.
I pray to Jehovah, he zapps you with lightning, you roll down the hill, I am now king of the castle and you are dirty wee rascals! The hill is now mine!