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Thread 130709

Do you like the title? I stole it myself.

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I'm incredibly lazy.

I speak for everybody.

- No, I don't.

Do I have to?

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Originally posted by Raven69
Thread 130709

Do you like the title? I stole it myself.
Ahem.

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Originally posted by Raven69
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Do you like the title? I stole it myself.
...from the wise Sunburnt one.

Better?

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Originally posted by Raven69
...from the wise Sunburnt one.

Better?
No. Stealing it means you take it for yourself, lock, stock and two smokin' Darrells. Credit it to Her and you ain't done stole it no way, no how.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
No. Stealing it means you take it for yourself, lock, stock and two smokin' Darrells. Credit it to Her and you ain't done stole it no way, no how.
😞 If there is one thing University lacks in, it is teaching students proper stealing techniques.

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Originally posted by Raven69
😞 If there is one thing University lacks in, it is teaching students proper stealing techniques.
They make you pay for them to suck your soul n doan teach you howda steal? FFS ...

-- Oh but Wait. Let me Guess. You're on a Scholarship? Ms. Vampire ...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
They make you pay for them to suck your soul n doan teach you howda steal? FFS ...

-- Oh but Wait. Let me Guess. You're on a Scholarship? Ms. Vampire ...
No, no scholarships for Raven...

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Originally posted by Raven69
No, no scholarships for Raven...
Stolen by ghouls! Miserable ghouls who didn't know that scholarships don't taste like human flesh!

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Stolen by ghouls! Miserable ghouls who didn't know that scholarships don't taste like human flesh!
I thought that ravens were notorious for stealing expensive jewelry and trinkets but they usually turn their noses up at meagre threads

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Originally posted by Rene Pogel
I thought that ravens were notorious for stealing expensive jewelry and trinkets but they usually turn their noses up at meagre threads
I do like jewelry and trinkets...they're shiny.

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One week left.

This is a challenging one this month...apparently.

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2 days left.

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Last chance!

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Originally posted by Raven69
Last chance!
When will the literary gems be posted?