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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I'm only half way through my evening crumpets.
Just finish your crumpets, let him know who is running the show here. 🙂

-VR


@ghost-of-a-duke said
I'm only half way through my evening crumpets.
You should have thought about that before your squabbling.


@very-rusty said
Just finish your crumpets, let him know who is running the show here. 🙂

-VR
I am. Quiet you.


@ghost-of-a-duke said
He doesn't?

God, for all these years...
I know, he thinks I'm Jerry Clarkson.


@a-unique-nickname said
I am. Quiet you.
As if that is about to happen Trev. 😛

-VR


@the-gravedigger said
I know, he thinks I'm Jerry Clarkson.
What I think you are is best left unsaid! 😛 🙂

-VR


@david-burton said
so sad all the bickering,sometimes it goes to far.
Things are getting out of hand when Badge is the peace maker.


@the-gravedigger said
Things are getting out of hand when Badge is the peace maker.
Badge....who is Badge?

-VR


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Context please. Who was it said to and was it said in jest or malice?

Also, have you ever said anything similar?
The damage that words can cause is inestimable. Medicines come in all types.

In the character of a physician, here is some of my pompous pith, which is not really mine. Those who have taken some of the medicine I'm about to prescribe will understand my prescription, which should be taken literally, daily, until further notice.

Wishing, then, to speak truly in future concerning the generation of the gods, I pray him to give me knowledge, which of all medicines is the most perfect and best.


@very-rusty said
Badge....who is Badge?

-VR
Drinking does kill the brain cells in the part of the brain that controls short term memory.
-VR

Looks like your correct 😉 😛


Some people don't need a gravedigger, because they like to dig their own grave. They don't trust others to go deep enough.

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@the-gravedigger said
Drinking does kill the brain cells in the part of the brain that controls short term memory.
-VR

Looks like your correct 😉 😛
Obviously I was joking, but it went right over you little head or big head which ever it is. 😛 🙂

True about the brain cells, same thing happens if you have a stroke or seizures. Did you know that? Be careful what you say, they claim words can hurt, although I've never experienced it first hand. 😛

Thank the gooster for giving you A green thumb! 🙂

-VR


And where is the one who started this thread? He surely can relate to what he meant by the title. They say one cannot judge a book by its cover. Oddly enough, the title is typically on the cover, somewhere.


@pettytalk said
And where is the one who started this thread? He surely can relate to what he meant by the title. They say one cannot judge a book by its cover. Oddly enough, the title is typically on the cover, somewhere.
Actually the OP is a pretty good fellow once you get to know him. 🙂

-VR


@very-rusty said
Obviously I was joking, but it went right over you little head or big head which ever it is. 😛 🙂

True about the brain cells, same thing happens if you have a stroke or seizures. Did you know that? Be careful what you say, they claim words can hurt, although I've never experienced it first hand. 😛

Thank the gooster for giving you A green thumb! 🙂

-VR
You're going too far now, thanking our strange 'friend.' In his little head, he views green as a sign of envy. What he really meant, in giving the green thumb, is that he wished he was the one who should have come up with the insult. Apparently T G has a slightly larger head, speaking of head sizes.

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