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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Are you?.......
Of course not, just yanking your chains is all. 🙂

-VR

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@a-unique-nickname said
We all know Matt Damon is actually Ben Affleck.
I don't know about that Ben has 150 million I am not sure how much Matt Damon has but have a feeling it might be more without looking it up.

I couldn't resist the temptation to look it up.

American actor Matt Damon has a net worth of $250 million. The films in which Matt Damon has appeared have collectively earned over $4.10 billion at the box office, making him one of the richest actors. He has won an Academy Award for his role in Good Will Hunting. Nov 29, 2023

I believe Ghost said he saved Good Will Hunting. 🙂

How much is Ben Affleck worth 2023?

Ben Affleck Net Worth 2023$190 Million

-VR


@very-rusty said
Of course not, just yanking your chains is all. 🙂

-VR
Phew.


@very-rusty said
I don't know about that Ben has 150 million I am not sure how much Matt Damon has but have a feeling it might be more without looking it up.

-VR
He also has better acting skills than Ben.


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Go out there right now sir, find yourself a master. (Avoid doing this in MacDonalds).

A master could just be someone you respect and learn from, a sensei. They don't have to tell you when to have a nap.
Your wisdom is wasted on this poor benighted creature.


@the-gravedigger said
Your wisdom is wasted on this poor benighted creature.
t-g, don't put yourself down, there are better days ahead I am sure. 😛 🙂

-VR


@ghost-of-a-duke said
He also has better acting skills than Ben.
You've probably made a record of that line Ghost! 🙂

-VR


@pettytalk said
The way I see it. Loud snoring is performed by a person in heavy/deep sleep. Someone who sleeps lighter will not be snoring loudly.

The lighter side is also alluding to the reason for killing a neighbor; Snoring loudly.
Imagine killing someone for such a light annoyance.

If people can be driven to kill others merely for being annoyed by others' snoring, just imagin ...[text shortened]... lighter side is also the humorous aspect that follows the snoring story.

For some here....WHOOSH!
There ya go, PT


@pettytalk said
And where is the one who started this thread? He surely can relate to what he meant by the title. They say one cannot judge a book by its cover. Oddly enough, the title is typically on the cover, somewhere.
Hark! the Raven hath spoken.

Who was it in old west lore that shot a man dead - just for snoring? Poncho Villa or somebody?

Anyway, I read that in the AP publication that called it "off beat" or some such name.


@very-rusty said
I don't know about that Ben has 150 million I am not sure how much Matt Damon has but have a feeling it might be more without looking it up.

I couldn't resist the temptation to look it up.

American actor Matt Damon has a net worth of $250 million. The films in which Matt Damon has appeared have collectively earned over $4.10 billion at the box office, making him one ...[text shortened]... Hunting. 🙂

How much is Ben Affleck worth 2023?

Ben Affleck Net Worth 2023$190 Million

-VR
And the two of them just did a commercial with Tom Brady.




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On no account must anyone's mental health be criticised even if they are as mad as a snake.
Also don't warn booze hounds that bad things will happen if they drink. You will be admonished by our doctor in training for encouraging them to drink.