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You can eat a cow.
You can wear a cow.
Cows have bIg round eyes and large eye-lashes and they look really sweet when they blink at you.

A friend of mine says you can knock a cow out with one punch.
"That's not very nice." I said.
"At least I don't eat them." he replied.

Cows have more than one stomach! Imagine the fun you could have with multiple stomachs! Man, I'd be laughing all day long.
Cows regurgitate their food. I don't know if I've spelled that correctly, but they cough up what they've eaten and then they swallow it again. I presume it goes onto a next stomach, which in turn leads me to recognise that they can opt between stomachs. How cool is that?

I reckon it would be pretty cool to be a bull. Except in Spain. The Spanish aren't very nice to their bulls. It's ritualistic slaughtering for you, if you'd be a bull in Pamplona or Seville. You'd be better off being a Fries cow in Holland and being punched by my friend.

Cows make a sound which goes like: "Moooooooooo", except in Holland where cows go: "booooeeeeeee". It's true. Dutch cows boe and other cows moo. Ask any Dutch kid.

I like cows.
Did you know that cows, when it's thunder and lightninging (it just doesn't seem really right...I don't know...), run to the edge of a stream or a canal? It's not because they want to be there, but they don't dare stroll any further.

I wonder how we know that!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
You can eat a cow.
You can wear a cow.
Cows have bIg round eyes and large eye-lashes and they look really sweet when they blink at you.

A friend of mine says you can knock a cow out with one punch.
"That's not very nice." I said.
"At least I don't eat them." he replied.

Cows have more than one stomach ...[text shortened]... i]d[/i]on't dare stroll any further.

I wonder how we know that!
Do dutch cows look at you when you honk your car's horn while driving past ? American cows don't .

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Originally posted by shavixmir
You can eat a cow.
You can wear a cow.
Cows have bIg round eyes and large eye-lashes and they look really sweet when they blink at you.

A friend of mine says you can knock a cow out with one punch.
"That's not very nice." I said.
"At least I don't eat them." he replied.

Cows have more than one stomach ...[text shortened]... i]d[/i]on't dare stroll any further.

I wonder how we know that!
Boredom is a state of mind.

shavixmir
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Originally posted by Palynka
Boredom is a state of mind.
So is sobriety.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
You can eat a cow.
You can wear a cow.
Cows have bIg round eyes and large eye-lashes and they look really sweet when they blink at you.

A friend of mine says you can knock a cow out with one punch.
"That's not very nice." I said.
"At least I don't eat them." he replied.

Cows have more than one stomach ...[text shortened]... i]d[/i]on't dare stroll any further.

I wonder how we know that!
what a coincidence..I bought a telephone that moos instead of rings today

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Originally posted by wucky3
what a coincidence..I bought a telephone that moos instead of rings today
A mooing telephone?

My mobile ringtone is the theme to James Bond.
When I walk into meetings I turn it on, so that I seem really cool as I sit down to chair.

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Originally posted by wucky3
what a coincidence..I bought a telephone that moos instead of rings today
What a coicidence, I moooooooed the lawn today with my cow that I bought instead of a lawn mooooooer.

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Originally posted by kellsy
What a coicidence, I moooooooed the lawn today with my cow that I bought instead of a lawn mooooooer.
You do realise that somebody, at this moment in time, is dragging a gun out of a cupboard to shoot you for that, don't you?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
You do realise that somebody, at this moment in time, is dragging a gun out of a cupboard to shoot you for that, don't you?
that would be me.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
So is sobriety.
Sounds fun. Tell me about it.

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Two cows in a field

one says "mooooooooooooooooooo"

the other says "You Bas****d I was going to say that"

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Two cows in a field

one says "mooooooooooooooooooo"

the other says "You Bas****d I was going to say that"
I knew this one with "Great minds think alike". 🙂

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Two cows in a field

one says "mooooooooooooooooooo"

the other says "You Bas****d I was going to say that"
Two cows standing in the middle of a huge field.

"It's awful," exclaimed one Cow, "this field was once bustling with thousands of cattle."

"Who cares!" replied her friend.

"How can you say that. All our friends have suffered agonising deaths due to Mad Cow disease and you don't care!"

"Why should I care," grinned the cow, "I'm a penguin"

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