You can eat a cow.
You can wear a cow.
Cows have bIg round eyes and large eye-lashes and they look really sweet when they blink at you.
A friend of mine says you can knock a cow out with one punch.
"That's not very nice." I said.
"At least I don't eat them." he replied.
Cows have more than one stomach! Imagine the fun you could have with multiple stomachs! Man, I'd be laughing all day long.
Cows regurgitate their food. I don't know if I've spelled that correctly, but they cough up what they've eaten and then they swallow it again. I presume it goes onto a next stomach, which in turn leads me to recognise that they can opt between stomachs. How cool is that?
I reckon it would be pretty cool to be a bull. Except in Spain. The Spanish aren't very nice to their bulls. It's ritualistic slaughtering for you, if you'd be a bull in Pamplona or Seville. You'd be better off being a Fries cow in Holland and being punched by my friend.
Cows make a sound which goes like: "Moooooooooo", except in Holland where cows go: "booooeeeeeee". It's true. Dutch cows boe and other cows moo. Ask any Dutch kid.
I like cows.
Did you know that cows, when it's thunder and lightninging (it just doesn't seem really right...I don't know...), run to the edge of a stream or a canal? It's not because they want to be there, but they don't dare stroll any further.
I wonder how we know that!
Originally posted by shavixmirDo dutch cows look at you when you honk your car's horn while driving past ? American cows don't .
You can eat a cow.
You can wear a cow.
Cows have bIg round eyes and large eye-lashes and they look really sweet when they blink at you.
A friend of mine says you can knock a cow out with one punch.
"That's not very nice." I said.
"At least I don't eat them." he replied.
Cows have more than one stomach ...[text shortened]... i]d[/i]on't dare stroll any further.
I wonder how we know that!
Originally posted by shavixmirBoredom is a state of mind.
You can eat a cow.
You can wear a cow.
Cows have bIg round eyes and large eye-lashes and they look really sweet when they blink at you.
A friend of mine says you can knock a cow out with one punch.
"That's not very nice." I said.
"At least I don't eat them." he replied.
Cows have more than one stomach ...[text shortened]... i]d[/i]on't dare stroll any further.
I wonder how we know that!
Originally posted by shavixmirwhat a coincidence..I bought a telephone that moos instead of rings today
You can eat a cow.
You can wear a cow.
Cows have bIg round eyes and large eye-lashes and they look really sweet when they blink at you.
A friend of mine says you can knock a cow out with one punch.
"That's not very nice." I said.
"At least I don't eat them." he replied.
Cows have more than one stomach ...[text shortened]... i]d[/i]on't dare stroll any further.
I wonder how we know that!
Originally posted by Jay PeateaTwo cows standing in the middle of a huge field.
Two cows in a field
one says "mooooooooooooooooooo"
the other says "You Bas****d I was going to say that"
"It's awful," exclaimed one Cow, "this field was once bustling with thousands of cattle."
"Who cares!" replied her friend.
"How can you say that. All our friends have suffered agonising deaths due to Mad Cow disease and you don't care!"
"Why should I care," grinned the cow, "I'm a penguin"