Originally posted by c99uxThat was re: this joke up here...
Paddy and Murphy go on holiday to Italy. They're in Rome one day, and decide to visit the Vatican. On the way, they see the new Pope being carried into St. Pauls in a pallanquin. After wandering round all day, they decide to go into the nearest bar for a drink.
Paddy: "2 pints of Guinness, please."
Barman: "Sorry, is a no a here a Guinness. And inna Ro ...[text shortened]... y: "Hey, Paddy, it's no wonder they have to carry him around in that box-chair thing, is it?"
Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveThat's not bad, Dr.S, although wheat and rye my @rse- it's potato skins from some bogger's bath-tub, or it ain't real or manly!
More commonly known as potcheen, [amongst other names] it takes a real man to drink much of that. 😲
THE POTEEN SONG
Now learned men who use the pen have wrote your praises high
That sweet Poteen from Ireland green, distilled from wheat and rye:
Throw away your pills, it will cure all ills of Pagan, Christian, or Jew
Take off your coat and grease your throat with the real old mountain dew
Dropping a glass of dark rum into a pint of Guinness makes what is known as a Divebomber. You have to drop the glass into the pint, otherwise you get beaten up. And rightly so. Pretty manly
So how about this:
a pint of Guinness with a shot of Poitín in it?
That's only for the hardest of men.
Arrggh. That's smmoth. {wipes mouth, and replaces toothpick}ðŸ˜
Seems here in the Midwest, most consider a manly drink beer. Budweiser's done a good job of marketing that image, at least in the Midwest. Take it for what it is (I dont' agree with it) but if it's imported, it's not considered manly. Budweiser seems to rule most people's thoughts for "manly" drinks here in small-town USA. Come to any local small-town bar and tell me I'm wrong. My manliest drink would be, however, a shot of tequila.
Hmmm... Marketing is killing proper manly drinking in your end it seems...
One I haven't tried is the "Geordie Special"
A shot of drambuie inverted in a single-shot glass inside a pint glass, then fill the pint (gently) with Newcastle Brown to not distrub the inverted shot.
Down this in one. The shot glass tips at the end of the pint to release the drambuie as late kicker in the drink.
Something I forgot earlier but we did drink alot of at uni was "blastaway, a bottle of Diamond White and a bottle of Castaway mixed in a pint glass. 3 of those were enough to put down any man, although the drink was considered to be a bit 'girly'.
I was at dual farewell and it was also a 30th for one of the ones leaving. On the menu was this drink called a Flaming Ferrari for £9, I thought we have to get 2 of those for the boys. One of them managed it and the other did not (both hardened binge drinkers).
I don't know if it is the manliest but it sure was potent
I know this one contained 4 shots of white and black rum, sambuca and something else. It was then set on fire and downed with a straw as another shot blue curcao was added to the mix.
daniel
Originally posted by magnublmMight i ask what is the % of alcohol in the Budweiser they sell in they States? Does anyone know? It should be written on the bottle.
Seems here in the Midwest, most consider a manly drink beer. Budweiser's done a good job of marketing that image, at least in the Midwest. Take it for what it is (I dont' agree with it) but if it's imported, it's not considered manly. Budweiser seems to rule most people's thoughts for "manly" drinks here in small-town USA. Come to any local small-town bar and tell me I'm wrong. My manliest drink would be, however, a shot of tequila.
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Originally posted by rhbHow do you get the shot glass, which is full, to be up-side-down in the pint glass, without spilling it everywhere?
Hmmm... Marketing is killing proper manly drinking in your end it seems...
One I haven't tried is the "Geordie Special"
A shot of drambuie inverted in a single-shot glass inside a pint glass, then fill the pint (gently) with Newcastle Brown to not distrub the inverted shot.
Down this in one. The shot glass tips at the end of the pint to release the d ...[text shortened]... those were enough to put down any man, although the drink was considered to be a bit 'girly'.
No idea what Castaway or Diamond White is, either!
Originally posted by dan182That's plainly ridiculous.
I was at dual farewell and it was also a 30th for one of the ones leaving. On the menu was this drink called a Flaming Ferrari for £9, I thought we have to get 2 of those for the boys. One of them managed it and the other did not (both hardened binge drinkers).
I don't know if it is the manliest but it sure was potent
I know this one contained 4 shots ...[text shortened]... set on fire and downed with a straw as another shot blue curcao was added to the mix.
daniel
Here's a more serious drink, but similar.
You have to get it in Italy, where the glass holds 1/2 a litre. It's called an Oriente Rosso, or Red Orient.
1/3 dark aged rum
1/3 golden aged rum
1/3 white aged rum
(not much room left now, I realise, but: )
1 shot of sherry brandy
1 dash of grenadine.
It's basically a pint of decent rum. Two of those, and you're in for an interesting night.
The evil thing:
it only costs you about three euros!
[b]
Muhahahaaahaaahaa!
Originally posted by sjegI'm told you use a tankard style pint glass (not a lager glass) then holding the shot between fingier and thumb, place the pint glass over the top of this, when it is flush, quickly invert the lot and the drambuie should be sealed in the shot glass. Never tried, but sounds feasible.
How do you get the shot glass, which is full, to be up-side-down in the pint glass, without spilling it everywhere?
No idea what Castaway or Diamond White is, either!
Castaway - greeny yellow sickly holiday alcopop
Diamond White - Strong White Cider pre-alcopop days.
Originally posted by sjeg1. Fill shot glass
How do you get the shot glass, which is full, to be up-side-down in the pint glass, without spilling it everywhere?
No idea what Castaway or Diamond White is, either!
2. Cover with up-side down pint glass
3. Turn it all around while pressing the shot glass so it doesn't fall
4. Fill with beer.
Chilly Willy
1) Find shot glass with concave bottom.
2) Turn shot glass upside down giving you a spoon-like base.
3) Fill with ice cold vodka
4) Snort vodka using a straw. Yes, snort it.
5) Try going snort-for-snort with a friend or family member.
Not recommended for those whose noses don't already have huge, gaping holes in them.