The meta thread to the Jokes thread

Originally posted by pawnpaw
Glad I could be the instigator of another thread... 😀

...and up to now you even have been the last poster 😉

Originally posted by phil3000
There was a knock on my backdoor ,when I opened it there stood a small man ,about 3ft 3inches .
I asked him who are you ? and he said " I am the meter man " .
( well, it sounds like meta)

Bob has got no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there.
Not Bob.

A joke walked into a bar.
The bartender said I never meta joke before.

Originally posted by Captain Strange
Bob has got no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there.
Not Bob.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Inpatient cow
Inpati..
Moo!!!!!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
George Washington
George Washington who?
Don't you know me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nelson Mandela
Nelson Mandela who?
Was George Washington just here?

Originally posted by Ponderable

Pawnpaw in the "Jokes" thread (where it did not belong):

Does anybody still remember AND, OR, NAND, NOR... gates?

Yes we do 🙂 Wasn't it real fun to do the programming in Assembly...(I used a program called A86 I think)

I was MUCH more advanced🙂 We used Fortran....

You sure it was A86 and not X86?

Originally posted by sonhouse
I was MUCH more advanced🙂 We used Fortran....

You sure it was A86 and not X86?

I think it was the software described here:

http://eji.com/a86/#OverviewA86

Besides Assmbly I programmed in BASIc (now you may laugh) and PASCAL. Especially when I got access to the Supercomputer I needed to code in PASCAl, which was the language of choice @ University of Karlsruhe then.

I didn't know the Expression "driving stick". And even knowing it the last whodey joke didn't become funny 🙁

Originally posted by Ponderable
I didn't know the Expression "driving stick". And even knowing it the last whodey joke didn't become funny 🙁

😠

Originally posted by whodey
😠

Would you care to explain. I)t could be that I missed the point due to my inability to connect the dots.

Originally posted by Ponderable
Would you care to explain. I)t could be that I missed the point due to my inability to connect the dots.

He was not only too stupid to know how to drive a stick, he was also too stupid to know that most, if not all, fast sports cars only have a stick.

Actually, the saddest part of all is, this is a true story.

Originally posted by whodey
He was not only too stupid to know how to drive a stick, he was also too stupid to know that most, if not all, fast sports cars only have a stick.

Actually, the saddest part of all is, this is a true story.

OK. Thank you. In germany sticks are most common.

Originally posted by Ponderable
OK. Thank you. In germany sticks are most common.

Well in the states, most are half retarded when it comes to driving.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Two meta-guys walk into a meta-bar...

Surely you mean two guys walked into a bar and meta-girl?