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  1. SubscriberPonderable
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    28 Mar '17 11:26
    Originally posted by pawnpaw
    Glad I could be the instigator of another thread... ๐Ÿ˜€
    ...and up to now you even have been the last poster ๐Ÿ˜‰
  2. Mar-a-Lago
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    28 Mar '17 13:12
    Originally posted by phil3000
    There was a knock on my backdoor ,when I opened it there stood a small man ,about 3ft 3inches .
    I asked him who are you ? and he said " I am the meter man " .
    ( well, it sounds like meta)
    Bob has got no arms.
    Knock knock.
    Who's there.
    Not Bob.
  3. Mar-a-Lago
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    28 Mar '17 13:22
    A joke walked into a bar.
    The bartender said I never meta joke before.
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    28 Mar '17 19:101 edit
    Originally posted by Captain Strange
    Bob has got no arms.
    Knock knock.
    Who's there.
    Not Bob.
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Inpatient cow
    Inpati..
    Moo!!!!!!
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    28 Mar '17 19:11
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    George Washington
    George Washington who?
    Don't you know me?
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    28 Mar '17 19:13
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Nelson Mandela
    Nelson Mandela who?
    Was George Washington just here?
  7. Subscribersonhouse
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    29 Mar '17 15:441 edit
    Originally posted by Ponderable

    Pawnpaw in the "Jokes" thread (where it did not belong):

    Does anybody still remember AND, OR, NAND, NOR... gates?


    Yes we do ๐Ÿ™‚ Wasn't it real fun to do the programming in Assembly...(I used a program called A86 I think)
    I was MUCH more advanced๐Ÿ™‚ We used Fortran....

    You sure it was A86 and not X86?
  8. SubscriberPonderable
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    29 Mar '17 19:15
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    I was MUCH more advanced๐Ÿ™‚ We used Fortran....

    You sure it was A86 and not X86?
    I think it was the software described here:

    http://eji.com/a86/#OverviewA86

    Besides Assmbly I programmed in BASIc (now you may laugh) and PASCAL. Especially when I got access to the Supercomputer I needed to code in PASCAl, which was the language of choice @ University of Karlsruhe then.
  9. SubscriberPonderable
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    31 Mar '17 14:52
    I didn't know the Expression "driving stick". And even knowing it the last whodey joke didn't become funny ๐Ÿ™
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    31 Mar '17 16:20
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    I didn't know the Expression "driving stick". And even knowing it the last whodey joke didn't become funny ๐Ÿ™
    ๐Ÿ˜ 
  11. SubscriberPonderable
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    31 Mar '17 17:05
    Originally posted by whodey
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    Would you care to explain. I)t could be that I missed the point due to my inability to connect the dots.
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    31 Mar '17 17:151 edit
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    Would you care to explain. I)t could be that I missed the point due to my inability to connect the dots.
    He was not only too stupid to know how to drive a stick, he was also too stupid to know that most, if not all, fast sports cars only have a stick.

    Actually, the saddest part of all is, this is a true story.
  13. SubscriberPonderable
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    31 Mar '17 17:55
    Originally posted by whodey
    He was not only too stupid to know how to drive a stick, he was also too stupid to know that most, if not all, fast sports cars only have a stick.

    Actually, the saddest part of all is, this is a true story.
    OK. Thank you. In germany sticks are most common.
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    31 Mar '17 20:56
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    OK. Thank you. In germany sticks are most common.
    Well in the states, most are half retarded when it comes to driving.
  15. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    01 Apr '17 04:10
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Two meta-guys walk into a meta-bar...
    Surely you mean two guys walked into a bar and meta-girl?
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