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The mother-insult thread!

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Originally posted by Ian68
Your mother is a blue whale.
That's not an insult, that's a compliment! You got it all wrong!

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Your Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she has heart disease.

hey, wait, thats not funny..,


Originally posted by LanndonKane
Yo Mama's so fat, she has heart disease.

hey, wait, thats not funny..,
Are there any funny yo mama jokes?

Yo mama's so unfunny, she tells yo mama jokes all the time.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I can understand it if it's a real insult, i.e. an insult based on something real. But how can you be insulted by something completely fictional?

Your mother is a pink elephant!
its a respect issue, dissing somebodys mom is degrading and disrespectful

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Yo Mamma so fat she went to a concert and made the band skip...

tu madre.

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Originally posted by AbeFroman
Yo Mamma so fat she went to a concert and made the band skip...

tu madre.
Yo momma's so fat, her butt has its own zip code!

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nothing like a bunch of chess playing geeks who live in there mamas house talking smack about mamas. your mamas are so dumb i bet they dont even charge you rent.

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Las madres de todos ustedes trabajan en el distrito de luz roja de
Amsterdam soplando macanas por 2 euros cada media hora

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Oh yeah, I forgot. Translation: The moms of all of you work in
Amsterdam's red light district blowing batons for 2 euro each 30 minutes.

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your mamas so dumb she didnt even teach you english 😛

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Originally posted by buttplug
your mamas so dumb she didnt even teach you english 😛
Ha! too late! I edited, lol

😉

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haha, well that sucks.

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lol! yeah, cool

you suck

😉

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stick to the theme numb nuts this isnt about me sucking its about your mama sucking, and more importantly my mama sucking cause thats who your supposed to be dissing.

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Yo mum sucks?