Take a line from a movie, and replace one of the words with "pants" to come up with a new and often humorous quote.
Star Wars has some good ones already made. I'm wondering if people can come up with some for other movies.
Vader: Your lack of pants disturbs me.
Kenobi: Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough.
Kenobi: These aren't the pants you're looking for.
Greedo: Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
Leia: It's a peaceful planet! They have no pants!
Kenobi: I feel a great disturbance in the pants.
Vader: A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
Threepio: He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the pants.
Palpatine: Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you. You'll no longer need pants.
Yoda: I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
Leia: They were in the wrong pants at the wrong time. Naturally, they became heroes.
http://www.kith.org/logos/words/upper3/IIInnuendo.html
Jurassic Park:
John Hammond: We've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the pants of the entire planet.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Doctor Grant's not pants compatible
John Hammond: Nedry, our lives are in your pants
Originally posted by CoconutThere's another version of that where they replace the word 'wand' with 'wang' in the Harry Potter books. I'll see if I can find it...
Take a line from a movie, and replace one of the words with "pants" to come up with a new and often humorous quote.
Star Wars has some good ones already made. I'm wondering if people can come up with some for other movies.
Vader: Your lack of pants disturbs me.
Kenobi: Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough.
K ...[text shortened]... Sattler: Doctor Grant's not pants compatible
John Hammond: Nedry, our lives are in your pants
Originally posted by Daemon Sinhttp://www.bash.org/?111338
There's another version of that where they replace the word 'wand' with 'wang' in the Harry Potter books. I'll see if I can find it...
Also:
"Pants. Pants. Pants. Mother, motherpants, mother, motherpants, pants. Motherpants, motherpants, noich, noich, noich. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, noich, noich, noich."
