The Paranoid Delusion Thread

This thread is for expressing paranoid delusions only, please.

When I died [and was soon brought back to life] in August 2021, there were about 12 hours when I didn't read the forums. I am sure there were hundreds of posters that came up with pithy epitaphs that I ought to rebut.

The only reason God created the Universe was to jerk my chain.

I always thought there were several Suziannes because her freebasing scorn was too tireless to be coming from just one person's spleen.

ramen "flavor packets" are merely crushed viagra and produce stiff noodles

@fmf said
I always thought there were several Suziannes because her freebasing scorn was too tireless to be coming from just one person's spleen.

@fmf said
I always thought there were several Suziannes because her freebasing scorn was too tireless to be coming from just one person's spleen.

@very-rusty said
You got 6 red thumbs and she isn't here to have given you one as you always accuse her of doing.

Perhaps you may have a bit of a crush on her? 🙂

-VR