Originally posted by ChessNutNow you are resorting to "Ad Hominim" attacks! :'( You know that I hold the institutions of this great nation dear to my heart. To so wantonly, maliciously use my own arguments and ideas against me is utterly unforgiveable. 😠Please reconsider your insinuations and slander.😞😉
I propose that "Silly Walking" be instituted as an Olympic Sport.
(Inspired by a previous post. Thanks StarValley) 😉
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Originally posted by chewieAhh Hah! You have obviously never seen Silly Walking at the level I'm referring to. It ranks up there with the toughest Aerobics out there in the number of calories burned per mile... This proposition is at least worth a few points... hey, wait a minute! You're not the scorer. That should be -600 points for you for overstepping you authority. 😛
I contend that there are already several 'silly walking' Olympic Events:
1) the hurdles
2) the triple jump
3) the marathon (when the contenders get too tired, stagger a bit, and fall down; or trip over.
Bryan, you lose several hundred points for not realizing all of this.
Originally posted by StarValleyWyThis was an honest proposition! How dare you think that I would take something as important to the future health of our nation as Silly Walking as a joke. 😉 But I dare say I will defend my idea vigorously and I warn all who attack that I am a 8th Degree Black Sole in the Art of Silly Walking!!
Now you are resorting to "Ad Hominim" attacks! :'( You know that I hold the institutions of this great nation dear to my heart. To so wantonly, maliciously use my own arguments and ideas against me is utterly unforgiveable. 😠Please reconsider your insinuations and slander.😞😉
Originally posted by royalchickenHold on there! Not so fast... Consider this question from the audience that I got after addressing a conference on UFO's recently...
All right, I'll maintain the topic. Here's an airtight logical argument 😛
1. Today I drove a car for the second time.
2. Both times I have driven a car, I have not been drunk.
3. Nor have I been hanged.
4. You're not allowed to know which position I support.
Acolyte, do I get 382 points and the Ridiculous Locution Award 😉?
A ladie arose from the audience and asked...
"If a flying saucer didn't crash at Roswell, why won't the government release the information? Why won't they show us photos to prove there were no aliens there?"
I immediatly whipped out of my pocket a stack of ten pictures of no aliens and handed them to her. 😞 Take that, Lady!ðŸ˜
Originally posted by ChessNutAh - but I have, remember we just consumed the Ministry of Silly Things (and I contend a walk is a kind of abstract thing - at least that's what their lawyers told us..).
Ahh Hah! You have obviously never seen Silly Walking at the level I'm referring to. It ranks up there with the toughest Aerobics out there in the number of calories burned per mile... This proposition is at least worth a few points... hey, wait a minute! You're not the scorer. That should be -600 points for you for overstepping you authority. 😛
ok - you can have 2 points, now back to your Aerobics 😛
Originally posted by AcolyteI object!! Chewie hasn't picked a proposition let alone effectively argued one! 😉 Besides there isn't an argument more pointless than my proposal! I vote for another counting of the Hanging Chads I must have more points than this!
Current scores:
chewie 10
SVW 4
thepunter 3
CN 1
RC -13
Originally posted by StarValleyWyHow do you know that alcohol doesn't affect aliens? Eh?
Hold on there! Not so fast... Consider this question from the audience that I got after addressing a conference on UFO's recently...
A ladie arose from the audience and asked...
"If a flying saucer didn't crash at Roswell, why won't the government release the information? Why won't they show us photos to prove there were no aliens there?"
...[text shortened]... of my pocket a stack of ten pictures of no aliens and handed them to her. 😞 Take that, Lady!ðŸ˜
And how can we get the into prison if they can just teleport straight out again? Answer that, smart guy!
Originally posted by ChessNutYes I did, your honor! I only argued with you because you have nice chads and do Aerobics 😵
I object!! Chewie hasn't picked a proposition let alone effectively argued one! 😉 Besides there isn't an argument more pointless than my proposal! I vote for another counting of the Hanging Chads I must have more points than this!
Originally posted by chewieHold on there... it's not just aerobics it's a form of self defense. You know that form Caparanga(?) that looks like dancing? BAH! It's got nothing on the art of Silly Walking! There is no form of self defense out there that's as effective as this and I know for a fact!
Ah - but I have, remember we just consumed the Ministry of Silly Things (and I contend a walk is a kind of abstract thing - at least that's what their lawyers told us..).
ok - you can have 2 points, now back to your Aerobics 😛
How about 10pts? 😉