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Originally posted by chewie
How do you know that alcohol doesn't affect aliens? Eh?

And how can we get the into prison if they can just teleport straight out again? Answer that, smart guy!
That is a very fair question, and i'll try to answer it.

I have actually spent many... many hours tipping with aliens. At first, they don't seem like aliens, but as the evening progresses, it becomes very differcult for them to hyde there tru naychure.

About midnight, the really ugly female that was next to you at eight o'clock, trhnsfroms intoo bb buutiful cretchure! I hvea first hand experinct. So I know.

I.. donno about peri pri prisons. Sorry.

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Originally posted by Acolyte
Remember, you are allowed to make donations to the two players (chewie and SVW), except for RC, as his score is negative and that would be unfair.
That's discrimination! If I can donate so can RC!! I'm going to sue, you just hold on there Mr.Scorer what do you think this is Olympic Skating?

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All right, I hereby donate -13 points to SVW because he prolly votes Republican 😀😛

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Note: Some people have got several minus points for unfairly trying to assign points to each other. Stop it!

Also, CN's points are temporarily suspended, like RC's.

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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
That is a very fair question, and i'll try to answer it.

I have actually spent many... many hours tipping with aliens. At first, they don't seem like aliens, but as the evening progresses, it becomes very differcult for them to hyde there tru naychure.

About midnight, the really ugly female that was next to you at eight o'clock, trhnsfroms into ...[text shortened]... cretchure! I hvea first hand experinct. So I know.

I.. donno about peri pri prisons. Sorry.
LOL!

The ones I don't like are when you're driving them home and they say 'Do you want to see somethign really scary?' and they rip their faces off and try to eat you. Always seems to happen when I'm driving my ambulance around (Editor's note: For the younger members of this conversation, think Twilight Zone: The Movie).

Actually, come to think of it, maybe that alien out on the wing of the plane ripping the engines apart was drunk. This could all add up.

By the way, Star Valley Way (there's a good first line of a poem) are you ever going to get around to refuting my original refutation?

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Originally posted by Acolyte
Note: Some people have got several minus points for unfairly trying to assign points to each other. Stop it!

Also, CN's points are temporarily suspended, like RC's.
There you go again. I'm filing for a continuance!! I must have points.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
All right, I hereby donate -13 points to SVW because he prolly votes Republican 😀😛
RC, RC, RC... There you go again!

How in the world can you assume that I even Vote? I was deeply against everything that the Ministry Of Silly Walks did over it's entire live span... (Terrible about that, wasn't it? I regretted the terrible loss of Gold Fish and Potted Plants. Just glad it didn't happen in the middle of a busy work day.)

Anyway. That ministry, and the Ministry For Tabulating Triangles were both republican ideas! I didn't support them then, and I for sure didn't vote for them! I would rather Die!😠

And - 13 is an insult! How can you use such a number when you know i have the dextratimodation complex! You are taking advantage of a very deep confidence. 😳😀

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Originally posted by ChessNut
There you go again. I'm filing for a continuance!! I must have points.
You can only have your continuance once the forms have been lost, found, buried, dug up, and finally recycled as firelighters.

You're not even in this argument - it's a private argument between me and SVW, wherever he's got to. Although if you're really keen, maybe Acolyte can arrange a quick 5-minute session after the main bout's finished? Kind of a cool-down so my finger muscles don't get cramped.

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Originally posted by chewie
LOL!

The ones I don't like are when you're driving them home and they say 'Do you want to see somethign really scary?' and they rip their faces off and try to eat you. Always seems to happen when I'm driving my ambulance around (Editor's note: For the younger members of this conversation, think Twilight Zone: The Movie).

Actually, come to think of ...[text shortened]... good first line of a poem) are you ever going to get around to refuting my original refutation?
Yes... for me to digress to that would be breaking the logical chain i have going for me.😛 Therefore, i dismiss it out of hand as not relivant to my purposes!🙂

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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
And - 13 is an insult! How can you use such a number when you know i have the dextratimodation complex!
Hey - don't tell them about that. You signed those forms, remember?

Or was the mental illness you said you have, I forget now.

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I am very upset with all of you now for starting this thread when You Know I Was Going Golfing. I am sure I would have at least 15 points by now... so I expect to see them by the time I get home.

royalchicken, you have driven twice and were not hung over... why the heck would you be! You are only 15!! Argggg!!

Who's been tipping with alians? Tipping cows? What are you talking about.... ARRRRRGGGG!

I am also very upset they don't make an icon that looks like a guy who is real angry. This guy looks pretty mad: 😠 But I am really steamed up about all this.

And what the heck is this guy? 😞 Is he dead? It makes me 😠x3.

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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Yes... for me to digress to that would be breaking the logical chain i have going for me.😛 Therefore, i dismiss it out of hand as not relivant to my purposes!🙂
That means the original argument is finished - Acolyte, who won?

And can we have another one? Please? Raspberry this time as it doesn't make as much mess.

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Originally posted by chewie
You can only have your continuance once the forms have been lost, found, buried, dug up, and finally recycled as firelighters.

You're not even in this argument - it's a private argument between me and SVW, wherever he's got to. Althoug ...[text shortened]... shed? Kind of a cool-down so my finger muscles don't get cramped.
BAH!

Here's a refutation for your refutation by the way.

You put the aliens in prison and keep them there by making the cell out of tupperware!! Duh! I thought everyone knew that.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I am very upset with all of you now for starting this thread when You Know I Was Going Golfing. I am sure I would have at least 15 points by now... so I expect to see them by the time I get home.

royalchicken, you have driven twice and were not hung over... why the heck would you be! You are only 15!! Argggg!!

Who's been tipping with alians? T ...[text shortened]... steamed up about all this.

And what the heck is this guy? 😞 Is he dead? It makes me 😠x3.
Phlabby, had I been hung over, I would have been tipping cows at 45 mph with someone else's car. Not fun. Yanni von Strudelheimer, the man who looks like 😞, has indded passed on and I will thank you not to disrespect him 😠x-13

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I am very upset with all of you now for starting this thread when You Know I Was Going Golfing. I am sure I would have at least 15 points by now... so I expect to see them by the time I get home.

royalchicken, you have driven twice and were not hung over... why the heck would you be! You are only 15!! Argggg!!

Who's been tipping with alians? T ...[text shortened]... steamed up about all this.

And what the heck is this guy? 😞 Is he dead? It makes me 😠x3.
I hope you won't be drinking while driving your golf cart - it could land you in prison, unless you're an alien or a barmaid.