-Removed-I'm sure Mr. Turnip posted that deliberately as he is found of auto-carrots. Maybe The Prince's Trust is involved in whale conservancy somehow? Also, let's not forget that Mr. Thump is a very stable genius, as he himself has publicly stated.
But it's still nice to think of whales serenading HRH as he paints watercolours in the fresh air near the sea.
@divegeester
There is a whale of a tale which begins with the immortal words "Call me Covfefe. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me.." but if there isn't, there will be.
-Removed-took the parents in to ft worth to see my cousin and celebrate her birthday this sunday last...
went to a nice restaurant and the hostess asked for a name...
i went with my standard, "frank zappa"...
my cousin looks at me like she ain't never heard me say anything dumber than dirt...
so i says to her, "should i tell her donald trump?"
mama starts shaking her cane at me like she's gonna do me like i was twelve again...
and folks wonder why i cain't get a woman to live with me...
@rookie54 saidPerhaps it doesn't have anything to do with that. Have you tried showering? 😉
took the parents in to ft worth to see my cousin and celebrate her birthday this sunday last...
went to a nice restaurant and the hostess asked for a name...
i went with my standard, "frank zappa"...
my cousin looks at me like she ain't never heard me say anything dumber than dirt...
so i says to her, "should i tell her donald trump?"
mama starts shaking her cane at me ...[text shortened]... nna do me like i was twelve again...
and folks wonder why i cain't get a woman to live with me...
-VR
@rookie54 saidWhen did you last change your underwear?
took the parents in to ft worth to see my cousin and celebrate her birthday this sunday last...
went to a nice restaurant and the hostess asked for a name...
i went with my standard, "frank zappa"...
my cousin looks at me like she ain't never heard me say anything dumber than dirt...
so i says to her, "should i tell her donald trump?"
mama starts shaking her cane at me ...[text shortened]... nna do me like i was twelve again...
and folks wonder why i cain't get a woman to live with me...
@moonbus saidNot getting "Moby Dick" was Trump's Vietnam wasn't it?
@divegeester
There is a whale of a tale which begins with the immortal words "Call me Covfefe. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me.." but if there isn't, there will be.
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@wolfgang59 saidA nearly funny correspondent on BBCs 100 days wondered if Trump had made the mistake on porpoise 🐬
Not getting "Moby Dick" was Trump's Vietnam wasn't it?
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@kevcvs57 saidIf pressed, Mr. Clump would probably blame it all on "heel-lots" (see also the movie "Meet John Doe" ).
A nearly funny correspondent on BBCs 100 days wondered if Trump had made the mistake on porpoise 🐬
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@wolfgang59 saidIt was kind'a funny "Prince of Whales" .....LOL...
🐬 What I find funny is it could not have been a typo
🐬 ("h" is nowhere near "w" or "a" )
🐬 So it was deliberate.
🐬 Trump probably felt proud of himself spelling "whales" correctly.
🐬 Bet he was really smug when he sent it!
-VR