The RedHotPawn Sheep inspired Verse Comp

Three quality entries so far.

For those of you who missed its last outing.

Here is the unoriginal piece again:

Some men they likes women,
and some they likes boys,
but my love is warm and cosy,
and makes a baa-ing noise.

Originally posted by hopscotch
[b]The Sheeps

In the DAWN of BREAKING light like sunbeams through a window pane
Come the SHEEPS of the MEADOW to suck out your brain
They'll eat your intestines and down it with whiskey and maybe a cigarette
And then you'll be sorry but but but but your bloody face will be blood wet

FOR THE SHEEEEEEPS are coming to clippity clop your skull i ...[text shortened]... imal can do that?
Dolphins are cute but you can't eat them and they don't make nice cardigans[/b]

Originally posted by demonseed
Hey you didn't ever write song lyrics for Lawnmower Death did ya?

Originally posted by hopscotch
I honestly cannot recall.

Wellington boots III

Wellies, some wellies...
My kingdom for some wellies!

Originally posted by hopscotch
There's something wrong with the rec button. This post is so great but I can't rec it. I'm going to go contact my administrator and then your ass is mine, silly rec button.

I had a desire to screw
As most of us naturally do
My buddy named Jim
Answered my whim
With the question "A ram or a ewe?"

Originally posted by hopscotch
There's something wrong with the rec button. This post is so great but I can't rec it. I'm going to go contact my administrator and then your ass is mine, silly rec button.

Is the competition over?

Originally posted by pparrish
Is the competition over?

Originally posted by Joe Fist
Inspired verse, but I am not the original author:

I LIKE FRANK AND PORK AND BEANS

ALWAYS BUST THE NEW ROUTINES

I GET IT. I GOT IT. I KNOW ITS GOOD

THE RHYMES I WRITE, YOU WISH YOU WOULD

Beastie Boys