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The RedHotPawn Sheep inspired Verse Comp

The RedHotPawn Sheep inspired Verse Comp

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This is a natural consequence, I feel, from a previous post interchange with Moldy Crow.

The Rules:

1. Create YOUR OWN Sheep inspired poem.

2. Post it here, no pm-ing, what are you ashamed of? It's a perfectly natural thing for rural living folk to do.

3. err

4. That's it.

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Originally posted by demonseed
This is a natural consequence, I feel, from a previous post interchange with Moldy Crow.

The Rules:

1. Create YOUR OWN Sheep inspired poem.

2. Post it here, no pm-ing, what are you ashamed of? It's a perfectly natural thing for rural living folk to do.

3. err

4. That's it.
This is a 'Bhaaad idea'.

ES

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
This is a 'Bhaaad idea'.

ES
Don't listen people to his anti-sheep loving propaganda.

You bleeding heart leftie you.

Ps my brother was working in New Hampshire once, do you know him?

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Originally posted by demonseed
This is a natural consequence, I feel, from a previous post interchange with Moldy Crow.

The Rules:

1. Create YOUR OWN Sheep inspired poem.

2. Post it here, no pm-ing, what are you ashamed of? It's a perfectly natural thing for rural living folk to do.

3. err

4. That's it.
Can I use that oldie for my entry , or do I have to write another one of my own ?

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Originally posted by demonseed
Don't listen people to his anti-sheep loving propaganda.

You bleeding heart leftie you.

Ps my brother was working in New Hampshire once, do you know him?
Does he have a 'John Deere' hat?

ES

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Can I use that oldie for my entry , or do I have to write another one of my own ?
You can use the original.

After all it's a classic!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Does he have a 'John Deere' hat?

ES
I hear he's a champion bull milker . Just look for the dude with the floppy boots and the Pop-eye forearms .

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Originally posted by demonseed
This is a natural consequence, I feel, from a previous post interchange with Moldy Crow.

The Rules:

1. Create YOUR OWN Sheep inspired poem.

2. Post it here, no pm-ing, what are you ashamed of? It's a perfectly natural thing for rural living folk to do.

3. err

4. That's it.
"Sheep" By Baldrick.
Baaa baaa baaaa baaa baaaa,
Baa baaa baa baaaaa baaaa,
BAAA BAA baa,
Baaa BAAA baa,
Baaaa baaaa baa baa baa.

I thank you.

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Originally posted by demonseed
You can use the original.

After all it's a classic!
Ok - Here's the official entry then :

Mary had a little sheep .
With the sheep she went to sleep .
The sheep turned out to be a ram ,
and Mary had a little lamb .

Or how bout' this , hot off the presses :

Floppy boots , the shepards friend !
But not the livestock's in the end .
Ewes and cows and pigs and cocks '
wish that he would just wear socks !

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Originally posted by squaccerman
"Sheep" By Baldrick.
Baaa baaa baaaa baaa baaaa,
Baa baaa baa baaaaa baaaa,
BAAA BAA baa,
Baaa BAAA baa,
Baaaa baaaa baa baa baa.

I thank you.
very original!!!! ur i winner in my eyes

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The Sheeps

In the DAWN of BREAKING light like sunbeams through a window pane
Come the SHEEPS of the MEADOW to suck out your brain
They'll eat your intestines and down it with whiskey and maybe a cigarette
And then you'll be sorry but but but but your bloody face will be blood wet

FOR THE SHEEEEEEPS are coming to clippity clop your skull in
They have hooves we have roofs and poofs who'll shear anything that moves
Despite what you have just read your brain is now eaten
And some gross bits are floating down the river by the meadow
BECAUSE YOU DID NOT FEAR The Sheeps of Sheep meadow

AND ONCE AGAIN UPON A TIME
Everyone insisted they be treated like equals
And sheeps are all equal with gravy and potatoes
And they make wool with their fur, what other animal can do that?
Dolphins are cute but you can't eat them and they don't make nice cardigans

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REally? Because when people find out I'm American, they sometimes say 'Do you know so-and-so?'. That generally finishes that conversation and prevents any future ones.

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This all reminds me very much of an hilarious Wallace & Grommit cartoon...

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Originally posted by hopscotch
[b]The Sheeps

In the DAWN of BREAKING light like sunbeams through a window pane
Come the SHEEPS of the MEADOW to suck out your brain
They'll eat your intestines and down it with whiskey and maybe a cigarette
And then you'll be sorry but but but but your bloody face will be blood wet

FOR THE SHEEEEEEPS are coming to clippity clop your skull i ...[text shortened]... imal can do that?
Dolphins are cute but you can't eat them and they don't make nice cardigans[/b]
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