The Repugnant Thread

Clearly I (😏)don't belong in here /down cast- dirty look smily/

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!

IF YOU WANT REPUGNANT TO OOZE FROM YOUR THREADS, WHAT YOU
REALLY NEED IS TO EXHUME MY BODY! THE METHOD WAS INVENTED BY
THE WITCHES OF SALEM AND YOU KNOW THAT SALEM PEOPLE KNOW HOW
TO DO IT! AND IT CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY 9.99!

WHAT? DO YOU NEED MORE TO ORDER YOUR BILLY MAYS CORPSE
EXHUMATION? IF YOU PICK UP THE PHONE AND RING US IN THE NEXT
30 MINUTES, I WILL THROW COMPLETELY FREE A SPOOKY UNDERWEAR
WITH REAR OXIDATION MARKS TO MAKE YOUR THREAD EVEN MORE
REPUGNANT. DID I SAY FREE? YES I DID! FREE!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW!

Originally posted by Seitse
BILLY MAYS CORPSE EXHUMATION?

Originally posted by hopscotch
Shall we set a date? You bring the shovels and I'll bring the Oxyclean.

http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?GRid=38836224&page=gr

Originally posted by Seitse
Whoa! That's a useful internet tool!

... we could clean the love juices with a ShamWow.

Originally posted by hopscotch
YER a internet tool!

Originally posted by hopscotch
Is this thread repugnant enough yet?

ps. YOUR a internet tool!

-Removed-

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Wouldn't it be correct to say You're a internet tool?

Not to say that I completely agree to your statement to the user.

nasty this and nasty that,
before you wear it, check yer hat...
all tha dirt that fit to print,
read it here, you silly twit...

like tom sawyer, an olde huck finn,
my elite repugnancy will make you grin...
even my crap haz a fragrant air,
so git over here, an sniff my derriere...

😀
rookie

Originally posted by hopscotch
No, it would be correct to say, "You're an internet tool.", but I was employing the art of facetiousism.

ya'll iz talkin bout words, an ya know itz a sin,
but i'll turn you around, and make ya repugnant again...
now back to repugnancy, and all that iz evil,
or else i shall rhyme, YOU wit boll weevil...



rookie

I just want to call everybody's attention to the unasked and unprovoked attack against moi.