General
26 Oct 22
This clinic has been established as a support centre for the following:
- SoH top ups
- existential crises
- spelling and grammar
- multiple profile log-in
- argument tactics
Our support team are specialists and we are adding to them daily, so if you have a specific need… or a friend who has a specific need… please add it to the list and we will recruit a specially trained expert to help.
Appointments here: www.rhp-clinic.com/bookings
26 Oct 22
@divegeester saidToxitis.
please add it to the list and we will recruit a specially trained expert to help.
26 Oct 22
@torunn saidHere to help Torunn.
@divegeester
- color blindness (my friends have that)
https://enchroma.com/pages/color-blindness-test
26 Oct 22
@divegeester saidThank you, I will know the result for a small amount.
Here to help Torunn.
https://enchroma.com/pages/color-blindness-test
@divegeester saidDo you offer counselling services to posters who obsessively read posts hoping one is in breach of tos so they can alert it ?
First satisfied client!
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@the-gravedigger saidFerrugineo
Do you offer counselling services to posters who obsessively read posts hoping one is in breach of tos so they can alert it ?
26 Oct 22
@the-gravedigger saidWe do indeed, Sir.
Do you offer counselling services to posters who obsessively read posts hoping one is in breach of tos so they can alert it ?
For yourself or a “friend”?
26 Oct 22
@divegeester
Chronic noxious trivialis (compulsion to rub lemon juice into other people’s paper cuts) — asking for someone else. Will require stationary care (preferably in Tristan da Cunha). You got a team of specialists to tackle that?
@moonbus saidThe RHP Clinic has plenty of “lemon juice” for your “someone else” to apply to a variety of “cuts” as they see fit.
@divegeester
Chronic noxious trivialis (compulsion to rub lemon juice into other people’s paper cuts) — asking for someone else. Will require stationary care (preferably in Tristan da Cunha). You got a team of specialists to tackle that?
Coaching on uses and application can be provided free of charge, although the supply of “lemon juice” is only available by production of a prescription from a registered practitioner.
@divegeester saidMental Healthitis
please add it to the list and we will recruit a specially trained expert to help.
A compulsion to refer to another poster's mental health; in severe cases, this might be accompanied by links to websites or other sources describing the mental health issues being brandished.