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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I'm just here to shoplift.
Watch yourself or I'll have Sunburnt take you out back and flog you!


Originally posted by mlprior
Watch yourself or I'll have Sunburnt take you out back and flog you!
Sure, threaten me with a good time... ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by mlprior
Large windows are at the front of the store so you can sit and people watch if you like.

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Are there seats on the pavement in case I want to look at people from outside?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Are there seats on the pavement in case I want to look at people from outside?
There are but they were set up on the street in error so unless you have a deathwish you may want to sit inside.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Are there seats on the pavement in case I want to look at people from outside?
Someone hacked the security cam. It's broadcast on the internet now.

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there's no toilet paper in the men's room...


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rookie

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Originally posted by rookie54
there's no toilet paper in the men's room...


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rookie
Use your finger then turn your head to the left....see that digit sized hole in the wall? Stick your finger in there and in a second... voila... clean.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Use your finger then turn your head to the left....see that digit sized hole in the wall? Stick your finger in there and in a second... voila... clean.
Ah! I was wondering why so many men in the RHP Coffee House have less than 10 fingers!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Ah! I was wondering why so many men in the RHP Coffee House have less than 10 fingers!
Ya just gotta ask.

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Today's Special:

Rice Krispy Treats!

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Originally posted by mlprior
Today's Special:

Rice Krispy Treats!
Oh, good! Then I'll make my rice pudding some other day!

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Ummm...rice pudding, with raisens I hope?

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
Ummm...rice pudding, with raisens I hope?
Heathen!!!

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Sure, threaten me with a good time... ๐Ÿ˜‰
Ha!