The RHP Lap Thread

Originally posted by Phlabibit
... and brush her hair.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Haha, Nordlys...maybe she will read to me...

Originally posted by hopscotch
On behalf of Noodles, who just sent me an urgent message regarding this thread, she would like to thank you for your interest in her literacy, however she would not like to be within 10ft of you in case she catches Freckles. She has agreed to read to you from a safe distance, as long as you stay on your side of the bars.

I wouldn't want to sit on anyone's lap, but I would like to ride bitch on Raven's motorbike.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
L-O-S-E-R 😛

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Who would you want to sit on your lap from RHP?
Who's lap would you sit on?

I believe Sunburnt is perfect for sitting on my lap. Reminds me of when Jerry Seinfeld put a Pez dispenser on Elaine's lap.

I wouldn't mind sitting on Crowley's lap... probably much like sitting in a bean-bag chair. You might even find a sandwich if you reach into the cushions.

P-

Originally posted by hopscotch
On behalf of Noodles, who just sent me an urgent message regarding this thread, she would like to thank you for your interest in her literacy, however she would not like to be within 10ft of you in case she catches Freckles. She has agreed to read to you from a safe distance, as long as you stay on your side of the bars.