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Who would you want to sit on your lap from RHP?
Who's lap would you sit on?

I believe Sunburnt is perfect for sitting on my lap. Reminds me of when Jerry Seinfeld put a Pez dispenser on Elaine's lap.

I wouldn't mind sitting on Crowley's lap... probably much like sitting in a bean-bag chair. You might even find a sandwich if you reach into the cushions.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You might even find a sandwich if you reach into the cushions.
Not a chance. I sniff those babies out quickly.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Not a chance. I sniff those babies out quickly.
You dog! 😛

We need more sniffers. But who let the dog's out? Sniff 'em and miff 'em... take their jugular snatch! Where are they? 😲

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Who would you want to sit on your lap from RHP?
Who's lap would you sit on?
I need a little more information about someone besides how (he/)she posts on a forum chess site before i can conclude weather i want (him/)her to sit on my lap or not.
Therefor i am afraid i can not answer your questions.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Who would you want to sit on your lap from RHP?
Who's lap would you sit on?

I believe Sunburnt is perfect for sitting on my lap. Reminds me of when Jerry Seinfeld put a Pez dispenser on Elaine's lap.

I wouldn't mind sitting on Crowley's lap... probably much like sitting in a bean-bag chair. You might even find a sandwich if you reach into the cushions.

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Wouldn't mind a Darv and Crowley sandwich, with the little one on top.
Let me know if this digresses to face-talk.

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There was this girl Melissa I hadn't seen in a couple years after high-school and her and I were 'hall buddies' in school (lockers near each other every year, but we never really hung out outside of school).

Anyway, there was some party going on and I saw her. I gave her a hug, she squealed and claimed I might have punctured her lung with her rib.

Oops!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Who would you want to sit on your lap from RHP?
Who's lap would you sit on?

I believe Sunburnt is perfect for sitting on my lap. Reminds me of when Jerry Seinfeld put a Pez dispenser on Elaine's lap.

I wouldn't mind sitting on Crowley's lap... probably much like sitting in a bean-bag chair. You might even find a sandwich if you reach into the cushions.

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Haha, Nordlys...maybe she will read to me...

Darvlay, so he can call me mommy....

SJ, so I can whisper sweetness in her ear.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
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SJ, so I can whisper sweetness in her ear.[/b]
I am now sporting wood😛

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Anyone who'll let me put my hand up their ass and manipulate them like a marionette.

Possible candidates: ATY, Slimjim ...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Anyone who'll let me put my hand up their ass and manipulate them like a marionette.

Possible candidates: ATY, Slimjim ...
That doesn't rule out a lot of people, though...

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Originally posted by Palynka
That doesn't rule out a lot of people, though...
Come one, come all!

El pelele está malo,
qué le daremos

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Originally posted by duecer
I am now sporting wood😛
...and no-one noticed 😛

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Originally posted by Sunburnt


SJ, so I can whisper sweetness in her ear.
... and brush her hair.

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I'd like to sit on Grampy Bobby's lap.

I imagine it's sort of damp and littered with animal cracker crumbs.

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