The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@suzianne said
You WISH!!!

Why?

Not my "silly dream", I live in the real world not a fantasy one like you do!

-VR

@very-rusty said
Why?

Not my "silly dream", I live in the real world not a fantasy one like you do!

-VR

Said the parrot.

@very-rusty said
Why?

Not my "silly dream", I live in the real world not a fantasy one like you do!

-VR

Fantasy?

You know, a lot of things that have happened to me in my life, I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

But you go right ahead and call it a fantasy.

I suspect you've all been waiting, with bated breath, for our (chef and me, or is it I?) decision concerning the new sea food supplier and you'll all be glad to know that we are giving them a well deserved "Thumbs Up". You'll be glad to know that in spite of what someone said about cod we quite liked it. So who wants to try some?

@great-big-stees said
I suspect you've all been waiting, with bated breath, for our (chef and me, or is it I?) decision concerning the new sea food supplier and you'll all be glad to know that we are giving them a well deserved "Thumbs Up". You'll be glad to know that in spite of what someone said about cod we quite liked it. So who wants to try some?

I'll try a piece of that cod

@lemondrop said
I'll try a piece of that cod

How do you like it? Cooked, and how, or not? Remembering how chef reacts to a "wrong" answer.

@great-big-stees said
How do you like it? Cooked, and how, or not? Remembering how chef reacts to a "wrong" answer.

cooked over an open flame

@lemondrop said
cooked over an open flame

Interesting. Chef says he'll give it a try but he says he'll just "tickle" the cod with the flame. Not sure what that means but then I am not the chef. Must be a chefish term.

@great-big-stees said
Interesting. Chef says he'll give it a try but he says he'll just "tickle" the cod with the flame. Not sure what that means but then I am not the chef. Must be a chefish term.

make sure it's a piece of cod and not a codpiece he's cooking for me

@suzianne said
Fantasy?

You know, a lot of things that have happened to me in my life, I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

But you go right ahead and call it a fantasy.

Very well, keep in mind you asked for it! 😉

-VR

@lemondrop said
make sure it's a piece of cod and not a codpiece he's cooking for me

Hmmmm. Now that you mentioned that I did note he was adjusting something in his southern hemisphere.

Chef, do you have a moment?

@great-big-stees said
Hmmmm. Now that you mentioned that I did note he was adjusting something in his southern hemisphere.

Chef, do you have a moment?

Chef is on lunch, can you talk to me instead?

@torunn said
Chef is on lunch, can you talk to me instead?

but he's cooking my cod

@torunn said
Chef is on lunch, can you talk to me instead?

Of course. Care for a little refreshment and maybe some raw oysters? Did chef say when he'd be returning? Lemon seems to have some questions.

@great-big-stees said
Of course. Care for a little refreshment and maybe some raw oysters? Did chef say when he'd be returning? Lemon seems to have some questions.

Chef is usually late after lunch, he takes his time. I'm back after a very important meeting so could I start with a dry sherry, it would be fine.